Tom Bethell

[Tom Bethell @TomBethell]

@stefanharbron @hannah_wants I agree!

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

If hell is full of scientists and homosexuals then I bet they've got air con now and they all dress great

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Can the next person who dies bring up some tea bags

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

If anyone ever tells you I talked to them,tell them you talked to me and I told you to tell them I wasn't talking to them and they're idiots

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

"Tell Mark I will call him at 4"

John 3:15

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

The secret to being a great god is to always be invisible and leave absolutely no evidence of your existence

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Remember when Dad told you to 'love thy neighbour'...... and then drowned all your neighbours in a flood

#Goodtimes

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

To replicate human behavior I've closed the gates to heaven and decided to hate anyone that's not like me

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

My favorite part of the bible was that part where I'm alone and talking to Dad who is me and someone who wasn't there was writing about it

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Remember, the religion you chose is the right one and all the others are wrong

How lucky is that

[God @almightygod]

True, assuming the question is "who could save all abused kids but doesn't?" https://t.co/rHTpslWNvz

[Leonardo DiCaprio @LeoDiCaprio]

“I believe in science. I believe that #climatechange is real…” –@HillaryClinton The time is now. Vote.

[Tom Bethell @TomBethell]

I love freckles

[The Guardian @guardian]

Russell Brand changes mind about voting and urges support for Labour http://t.co/gn910ss34i

[Tom Bethell @TomBethell]

@stefanharbron truuuuuueeeeeeee

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Today's motivational quote

"Life is meaningless and everyone dies"

Have a great day

J

[Young @young_]

We’re excited to announce In Colour by Jamie xx will be released June 1 (2nd US). Pre-order http://t.co/oqdiCLId6Y

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Be Careful what you Wish for.

Feral Pete Just wished for Ears and he looks Fucking Ridiculous.