Thomas Ellery

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@FedExHelp

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@FedEx I recently took in a parcel for a neighbour who was out, they turned up and took the package, and are now claiming to not have received it from me, how do I report it to you? I have proof they collected it

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@FedExHelp I don’t want to be used as part of someone’s insurance scam against you and have the proof the parcel was collected

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

Bagel the Beagle’s first vote

#DogsAtPollingStations
#PuppiesAtPollingStations

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@easyJet Who is Joanna?

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@easyJet I am stuck at Lisbon after you failed to fly on time to Gatwick this morning. Rumour has it, you've sent an empty plane to Gatwick to collect a pilot who can then fly us from Lisbon, to er, Gatwick. I was here at 6:40, could we not have been on that pick up flight?

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@easyJet I would advise that to make your next flight as seamless as possible, you should not book with @easyJet

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@easyJet Hi @easyJet it seems your response time is as reliable as your ability to provided flights on time.

I sent me number quite sometime ago, why have you not replied? Is it because you are busy failing other customers?

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@easyJet hello...

I am at Lisbon airport waiting for a flight, that was due to depart at 6:40am, it is now delayed until after 2pm.

Well done!

You've sent me a voucher, that I can't redeem, as it's only valid, on the other side of passport control. WTF

#prats #morons #fail

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@OVOEnergy is there a problem with your website? Trying to log in but get this error, any updates on when you'll be back up and running?

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

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Your apology, and offer to invest £10b to clean your act up sounds good. But why are customers likely to foot the bill, we didn't pollute the waterways, we didn't receive billions in dividends from your poor practise and profiteering.

#capitalism

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@coopuk Ah man, that's a shame! Thanks though for looking for me Martin @coopuk

[Thomas Ellery @TomEllery81]

@coopuk - can you help me?

In 1988 I was in your calendar, I was 7 at the time. A painting was commissioned of myself and some friends, and it featured in your calendar for 1989.

I'm trying to locate the original painting, and also a copy of the calendar too.

A mega long shot!