Tom Goodall

Stretford Ender
Serial Dalot offender
Never surrender and a bit of a…💁🏻‍♂️

When life gives you Lammens, he’ll make crucial saves🍋

Glazers out👊🏼 UTFR 🇾🇪

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

@jimmymcbride1 Mad that was Bruno’s first assist of the season, nearly a quarter way into the season and still broke the record 👏🏻🇾🇪

Enjoy your summer Jimmy ☺️

[🇾🇪 @ManUtdHeritage]

“We shall not be moved!” rings out around Wembley as Bobby Charlton receives United’s first European Cup (1968) #MUFC

[Watson @Watson_SLdn]

The average UK salary in 1984 was just over £8k a year

The average UK salary now is £39k

Based on the fact that people now earn on average 4.7 times what they did in 1984, a Premier League match should cost between £9 & £11

This is literally what they stole from the people

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Pep Guardiola's transfer spend was nearly twice as much as any other manager in world football during his Man City tenure 🤑💸

[mrsteveblacky @BlackyMUFC7]

This is because he is Mustard.🧤

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

@Merckxissimo The second coming of Platini, le knobhead

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@StreetwisestuV2 😂💯

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

@StreetwisestuV2 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
First British side to win the delle Alpi. Mum told me and my dad off for saying it was over at 2.0 “YOU NEVER LOSE FAITH IN UNITED, NEVER!” She was right, great spirit, great times and memories that’ll never die.
UTFR 🇾🇪

[United Vault @UtdVault]

OTD: United fans are interviewed after 2 injury time goals in the Champions League Final- 1999

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

@kmolley 💯 hopefully we’ll see more of this next season

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He’s more important than people know

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

@TheBeanz1999 💯

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

@magsy2609 💯 always fancied by whatever manager we have, I pray he stays fit next season, could be decisive 🇾🇪

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

@HammondGaynor ❤️ his footballing intelligence is so high. Very likeable, I just wish he stays fit, there’s room for him to be a massive player next season

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

Cry more, wet wipe.

[FPL Puyol @FPL_Puyol]

@AlexVolloFPL Should be taking Bruno assist off too, clear as day OG

[Sam @SibsMUFC]

A new front 3, Grimsby, Maguire at Anfield, 10 man Everton, a decent keeper at last, Amorim sacked, Carrick as manager, Cunha at Arsenal, Stamford Bridge with 1 CB, Casemiro’s farewell, Kobbie’s exile & return, Bruno PL POTY, 40 games, 3rd.

It’s all over. See you in August reds!

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

@timscoreboard Great day mate, and you too ☺️ I’ll enjoy the summer as much as most gingers… UTFR 🇾🇪❤️

[Tom Goodall @TomGoodall68v2]

What a gay 💁🏻‍♂️🇾🇪🏳️‍🌈
UTFR 👏🏻

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Next season:

No Pep
No Bernardo Silva
No Salah
No Robertson
No West Ham

A collective of cunts removed from my life

Fantastic!