Tom Barrie

GP trainee

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Hell of a day for the President to forget how to tweet.

[Martin Lejeune™ @TheFaldor]

Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

[Tim Dunn @MrTimDunn]

How welsh slate quarrymen got down the mountain each night:
Sliding down railway inclines on tiny boards w/ wheels:
https://t.co/UMAKPxdmiH

[Tom Barrie @TomGuyBarrie]

@belafontesband Tru dat

[Michael Moran @TheMichaelMoran]

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by a woefully under-qualified president.

[GomerBlog @GomerBlog]

Welcome to day 2 interns! That feeling you have right now, like you've been hit by a truck? That feeling is called practicing medicine.

[Richard Williams @rwilliams1947]

What a day for Whitchurch High School! @samwarburton_ captains Lions to win over ABs, Geraint Thomas takes yellow jersey in Tour de France.

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

This young mother cat may incubate her plants for up to 21 days, using her body heat to maintain the optimum temperature for their survival.

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

Transfer fees, for context:

Pogba, £89m
Bale, £85m
Ronaldo, £80m

Nigel Dodds, £100m
Ian Paisley Jr, £100m
Jeffrey Donaldson, £100m

[GomerBlog @GomerBlog]

RT Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children - https://t.co/4tlv9JDGRV #meded #FOAMed #hcsm

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

rich people using VR to experience being homeless is some poorly written dystopian shit https://t.co/piDesLj1rU

[Barbara Tasch @BarbaraTasch]

Is that a ... EUROPE HAT?

[Robert Peston @Peston]

If this is how many Germans see us, we may be in a spot of bother https://t.co/yKSkJLFyC0

[FrankThomas @FrankThomas27]

Tory insiders now saying that they've lost every marginal constituency that Theresa May has visited
#BBCelection

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

https://t.co/8T1UHpDFP5

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

A man whose song is synonymous with Christmas, inescapable at Christmas, in Britain dies on Christmas Day. #georgemichael

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

It's the time of year to ask that very important question again...

[The Four Leaf Clover Podcast @TFLCPodcast]

The best Christmas decoration I've seen haha. #DieHard

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

Massive tub of bouillon, the size of my head. Classic internet shopping error.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

I wonder if this is the year Olly Murs will release a Christmas album just so he can call it Gold, Frankincense and Murs.
#XFactor