Tom Hawley

Burning on the angry chair. Fixin' things inside the lair. Maybe tomorrow. The Dude abides.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Allow me to alert the ten of my 112 followers who aren't bots that dressing up your pet for Halloween is just kinda wrong.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Not sure who got ahold of the NYT logo to repost this story. Read the blurb below and ask yourself if that's even 5th grade English. Then go read the story on NYT to see how it's actually written.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

An R-rated movie featuring sexually explicit language, images and words was shown on every screen during a recent flight from Sydney to Tokyo and could not be turn off for almost an hour, people who said they were passengers on the flight said. https://t.co/pwpscUrRs3

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

AR-15s in the hands of is teenagers.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

What’s the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

5 that we know about. Dude's been whoring it up all over the planet since forever. God knows what the real number is. But yes, the future.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Kamala Harris has 0 children.

Donald Trump has 5 children and 10 grandchildren.

Who do you think cares more about the future?

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Dear Joe: had it been you who got shot at, Crooked Donny would've said too bad he missed. Stop being a pansy!

[Phil Mattingly @Phil_Mattingly]

.@POTUS statement:

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

"former" president please David.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

No form up political violence is acceptable. I’m wishing President Trump a speedy recovery and hope that the members of his detail and crowd are ok.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

You are aware that Crooked Donny targeted his own VP with violence, right?

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Political violence is NEVER the answer. Ever. Ever. Ever.

What happened today is absolutely despicable.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Will Rory ever run another major?

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

(deepest breath imaginable)

Questions for the show?

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Thank you Kai!

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Without a doubt the best things I've seen in years. The solo!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Awesome and proof that every school needs a well funded music program!

Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Proust ain't got nothin' on these guys.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

.@NoLayingUp

Commercial load almost . . . tolerable?

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Only at least 7 violations of the Flag Act there. All good.

[PGA Tour Champions @ChampionsTour]

What a finish! 🏆

#TeamUSA has won the inaugural @WorldChampsCup!

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Wait. I thought he was immunized.

[Rich Cimini @RichCimini]

Breaking: Robert Saleh says they fear a torn Achilles for Rodgers. “It’s not good.” MRI tomorrow. They expect it to confirm the tear. #Jets

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Not quite. A no-hitter is something a pitcher does with 8 other players. If the pitcher struck out all 27 batters, then you'd be right.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

A no-hitter is something one pitcher does. Let’s not accelerate our cultural sports rot by forgetting that.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Guess that settles that.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

7th inning
https://t.co/K1hClwateJ

[Joe Sheehan @joe_sheehan]

I was kicking this around with @jazayerli a while back. If you’re at the ballpark and your team is being no-hit, at what point do you flip from rooting for your team to rooting for a no-hitter? Assume it’s a competitive game that can still be won.

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Yes. Clean, spacious, natural daylight, and interesting things to catch the eye.

[Luke Baumgarten @lukebaumgarten]

Be honest. Would you like to work in this office?

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

Neither are my plants!
https://t.co/DtLFSCpMO4

[NWS Spokane @NWSSpokane]

The temperature will climb this weekend thru next week. This "heat" is about 15°-20° above normal for mid May (Spokane's normal high for May 15th: 67°). Most people aren't quite acclimated to this type of heat yet, so be sure to hydrate!
#wawx #idwx

[Tom Hawley @TomHawley4]

.@TronCarterNLU

Please make Cantlay and Hovland speed up.