F*ck breakups, have you ever met someone you had a brief of insane connection with like you’d known them for years and then the universe was like “Nope, not this time buddy, sorry"
Things I’d prefer over my Spotify Wrapped
- Beer Wrapped
- Bars I attended Wrapped
- Money wasted without getting laid Wrapped
- Drugs Wrapped
- Girls that wanted to have sex but I didn’t know wrapped
- # of Shits Wrapped
What else am I missing?
Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.