Thomas Sawyer

woo pig

[caveman @lost_caveman79]

sharp rock

not see

foot hurt

bleed

[jp @excesstential]

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[brandon* @brndxix]

another drink people are pretending to like

[bear @wriocake]

this is humiliating

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.

[LR Touchdown Club @LRTouchdownClub]

We’re going bigger and bigger each week! Don’t miss out on NFL superstar PEYTON MANNING next Tuesday. Tickets are already sold out, but you can tune in on Facebook, Youtube or Twitter Live Stream to watch from home!! 📷 #PeytonManning #LRTDC #NFL @DavidBazzel @ChrisKane007

[LR Touchdown Club @LRTouchdownClub]

The club is ELECTRIC this morning as we gear up for @LauraRutledge!

[LR Touchdown Club @LRTouchdownClub]

PREACH ‼️

[LR Touchdown Club @LRTouchdownClub]

Listen as Laura Rutledge dives into the world of Razorback football! Here are some of her insights and predictions. 📷📷 #RazorbackFootball #LRTouchdownClub
@LauraRutledge @DavidBazzel @CoachSamPittman

[LR Touchdown Club @LRTouchdownClub]

Drama, blood, and horns down.

Check out what happened the last time @LauraRutledge was @RazorbackFB for @SECNetwork game of the week with @finebaum @JRodgers11 @TimTebow @JustinColeMoore #SEC #WPS

[Thomas Sawyer @TomJSawyer1]

@TekincadeTom @BuzzJohnNabors @DavidBazzel @LRTouchdownClub Laura Rutledge is a reporter and host for ESPN and the SEC network, think you might have her confused with a politician with a similar name…

[Thomas Sawyer @TomJSawyer1]

@ConnorDepew @pulpmx Bad take (except for firehouse), unfollowing rn

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

This is the funniest community note I've ever seen ngl

[Thomas Sawyer @TomJSawyer1]

ITS PRONOUNCED KANSAW 🐗🐗

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

(8) ARKANSAS TAKES DOWN (1) KANSAS 😳

The Razorbacks eliminate the defending champions with a 72-71 win to advance to the Sweet 16! #MarchMadness

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

(8) ARKANSAS TAKES DOWN (1) KANSAS 😳

The Razorbacks eliminate the defending champions with a 72-71 win to advance to the Sweet 16! #MarchMadness