TomKealy

The Something Dude. If you are as employer, this account is Dadist performance art.

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This year I'm offering scrip notes for writers - especially plays and TV.

DM if you are interested.

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Went to bed early and wake to find out I've missed something amazing.

Story of my life.

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Hear me out: red braised pork stuffed bagels.

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@ArKaySeeAlt 😡😡😡 Dutch.

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Going to the Asian supermarket and buying frozen dim-sum to have at home whenever you want is a thing you can do.

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@francesdarblay *for people who've had a lobotomy.

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@ClippedHussar The British media is a menace.

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Johann Hari is a menace.

[Wrath? Of God Bot? @buffetfiend]

It is 2011, Johann Hari has been dismissed by The Independent, he has misrepresented sources.
It is 2022, Johann Hari is defending his book, it turns out he has misrepresented sources.
It is 2024, the Guardian is reviewing Johan Hari's new book, he has misrepresented sources.

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@m_ashcroft He's got bills to pay I guess, but, like, couldn't he do something else by now?

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🥲🥲🥲

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@JonnElledge

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Should have gone with papa, as the 'd' is a harder sound to say.

M and p only require moving the lips.

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What’s a poem that you love but that nobody knows?

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The Seamus Heaney one about fitting a skylight.

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What’s a poem that you love but that nobody knows?

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@AlldrittOwen As if a major pragmatist philosopher hasn't recently published a major book on Hegel, reimagining him as a pragmatist.

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Realism is the cause of nihilism.

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why stop there, why not just let me work every single waking hour of my life until im too senile to process the world and in the mean time my AI can go on holiday, fall in love, kiss in the digital rain

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Criminal

[Andrew Morris @devilstrillblog]

The Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama told its staff today that it is axeing its junior department at the end of this term. Almost 200 children study there on saturdays. That will all stop in July. This is not rich kids playing expensive instruments. One of them texted...

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@xenogothic But can't literally any concept be used by anyone for anything!?