Tom Kelly

Carnegie Mellon University '18

[Tom Kelly @TomKelly_12]

@MarkMaddenX Are you implying that none of these guys have intelligence & improvisation in their respective sports? I understand the gatekeeping and how these dumb statements downplay the sport but if soccer was the only sport the US would dominate. It’s just math

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@DMVFootballGuy @barstoolsports Which, for Bruce Pearl, is really saying something

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@C_LeJeune15 @MarinoMLB You mean Alexander Apollo?

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@AriWasserman Ari, you really need to go back and look at the “Indianana” schedule/results last year when making this argument. ND is at worst a better 2024 Indiana if they run the table

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@NFL @EASPORTSCollege @TravisHunterJr @QuinnEwers @DEdwards__ If Deion made EA swap Hunter for his son we’d finally get back to the video game cover mountain top we’ve been trying to get back to for over a decade now

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@bmarcello Brandon I respect you, but an 8-5 USC that lost to ND by 4 TDs lost their heisman trophy winning QB and two WRs to the draft and the portal but they are ranked EIGHTH in your poll. Your explanation is insane. Just say you forgot lol. We will forgive you

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Splicing in the curb stomp scene from ‘American History X’ as Kanye talks about the good things he sees in Hitler is a level of artistic genius that we’ve never seen before

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Polish players checking to see if any of these Argentinians got blue eyes

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@thedmc30vault The Broncos NEEDED to give him that extension after the trade so in a sense the trade was the problem, but let's be honest no one on the face of the planet saw this kind of regression from him coming.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

When you are the first man, everyone is family

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I didn’t think he’d ever top the “Legalizing weed is incredibly dangerous if you throw a javelin” take but god dammit he’s done it again

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Justin Herbert might win a QB beauty pageant, but Tua Tagovailoa is the better Quarterback, period.🧾🧾🧾

#FinsUp

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@meantaek @JaakeBentley Also implies that god is half North Korean

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Anyone who thinks there’s a god is not only wrong but also has never watched a Mets game

[Kevin Acee @sdutKevinAcee]

Trent Grisham hit .107 with one homer in September.

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@JaakeBentley But by that logic god loves Tom Brady and Urban Meyer and Conor Faith that one year Nick Foles looked like prime Peyton Manning. Maybe god is just satan

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If my son becomes a serial killer that has his own Dahmer type Netflix series, the origin story episode will be an hour long dramatization of how his fucked up abusive father forced him to be a Mets fan

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Congrats!

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@JaakeBentley ‘Monster In The Weight Room: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story’

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Every Russell Wilson video looks like someone is holding a gun to the cameraman’s head

[PFF @PFF]

Dangerous