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[TB @TomLovesHayley]

@GWRHelp the ‘Next Train’ button at Midgham station is broken!

[TB @TomLovesHayley]

@GWRHelp Thanks!

[TB @TomLovesHayley]

@GWRHelp please can you guys fix the electronic sign on platform 1 at Midgham Station, it’s been off for weeks

[TB @TomLovesHayley]

@TargetDarts how do I go about getting a refund for the Darts Counter app? It freezes towards the end of matches every time I try and use it. Completely useless.

[TB @TomLovesHayley]

@TheNotoriousMMA does @ColbyCovMMA make you lol as much as the rest of us 🤣

[WBB Renegades @WBBRenegades]

Some morning reading for anyone with a subscription to @thetimes https://t.co/7KWPJzqsdW

[TB @TomLovesHayley]

@BrewDog hey guys I received my order yesterday but part of it was missing. Who do I speak to about this?

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

My friend always involuntarily says the word “moon”, Lunartic!

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

Vegan football teams use quorner flags

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

Looking for 8 people to move in with us so we can go play five-a-side

[Luca Coleman-Carr 🟡 @Luca_CCarr]

This will NEVER get old!

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

if you’re angry about the fact that JustGiving has pocketed £308,000 from Colonel Tom Moore's £32 million fundraising campaign for NHS staff then just wait until you realise that it should have been your taxes funding the NHS and not a 100yr old man walking around his garden

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

My dads a bit overweight so I got him some fat loss tablets and he angrily snatched them out of my hand and shoved one up his bum, I knew he’d take it the wrong way

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

Decided to stop drinking when I got a job at the Casino, I just can’t deal with a hangover

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

How am I just finding out about this now?

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

Was nice to see the Queen, forgotten what she looked like as I don’t have money anymore

[Sean @TheGriff91]

Two metre, you

[Greg James @gregjames]

I really miss the pub

[Renegade Brewery @renegad3brew]

Our friends @delphicbrew are offering free local delivery this weekend, check out what's on offer 👇🍻

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

BORIS DAILY UPDATE FOR THE SELF EMPLOYED 🦠🦠