Tom Millman

Writer, but it's for advertising, so not so much.

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

@senrobportman @CrainsCleveland Lick my balls you fucking embarrassment. You are a horror. How much does your Mom hate you?

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This is kind of great.

[Lesley Heilesen @fusepetal]

lmao. this is how pull-overs are done in Halifax Canada.

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0ne can only hope.

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

What he said. Portman is vomit. Ohio is better than this.

[Quit Robbing Ohio @OhioQuit]

@senrobportman The people are in the streets begging municipalities to take some funds from the police and use them elsewhere and you think crowing about the amount the federal government spends on the military is in any manner appropriate right now? #lateforlunch
#QuitRobbingOhio

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@charstarlene I have an Older Guy crush on you in a big way. Have for more than a year. You are like magic. Your posts improve the world. You should know that.

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@johnastoehr Nothing like actual knowledge when it's a rare phenomenon

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

Baseball is for assholes.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

30 Reasons Why Baseball Isn’t Ready to Return

https://t.co/xUo6P0JHu5 via @deadspin

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I can sometimes like cats. This is one of those times.

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

Fucking Exemplary Patriots! LEARN FROM THIS, WHITE PEOPLE.
Also: Fuck hillbilly race care drivers who line up with stuff they hate, but think the message will ultimately benefit their brand in the current moment. Crash into a wall, you disingenuous piece of shit.

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

Never go Full MAGA.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

"Never go Full MAGA."

[Barabbas🇺🇦 @RealBarabbas]

@Brun0_T0mas @KevinMKruse

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@senrobportman "is" killing. God dammit.

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@senrobportman You are the banality of evil personified. You hide behind the fact that you are lethally boring to avoid responsibility for supporting an administration that it killing the America we knew. Fix the China thing, okay. We're still fucked. And you're at fault.

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New York Times night staff determined not to care about properly-spelled names because it's too hard.

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@senrobportman @DECA_Schools Nice to see one POC. You are such a clueless whitebread unselfaware fascist. Hope there's a reckoning, because the Banality of Evil Brigade, composed of subhumans like you, might get a lesson you'll hate. You support an abomination. It's on you.

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@senrobportman Sex trafficking is horrible. So is a chief executive who fucks an entire population daily. But, instead of attacking the larger crime which creates an environment that promotes the one enabling the other. You made the easy choice. Pussy.

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

I fuckin' hated this guy so much. With the heat of a thousand suns. I can't even explain why, but I hope he's buried 100 feat in the ground. 200.
No, nobody's getting any free money from the government. That's so stupid and insulting. I missed his funeral, but I sure hope it was.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I really still have no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

@kevinwardrop @BettyBowers Yeah, it's kind of vulgar, too. Even if their prices were better. It's good, but not THAT good to demand a premium. I live in the midwest, so I don't know the other ones. Pity me.

[Tom Millman @TomMillman]

USA, No 1. in Hate. We can't be beat!

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It's June. 1= 2920. Thats A lie, Seems this all is.