Tom Paris

I'm an awesome pilot. Married to B'Elanna Torres. Bromance with Harry Kim. Janeway was the BEST captain ever. #DaddyIssues RP account. TV-MA You've been warned!

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

I'm still alive. #DancingQueen

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@StarChild_2001 Yessss...I did that!!!

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@StarChild_2001 Not yet. I'm too much of a fly boy. #noredtape

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

#TeamTomParis just got back from #London. I keep waking up at 3 am. Blaaaaaaaaah. #SleepingBae

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@AddieLittleOne Like barnacles. Tiny, brown, baby barnacles.

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@whitelion0831 Thanks. Been going through a lot lately. Needed to reconnect to another space for a bit. Hence...Twitter.

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@Burnt_Out_Darth I knew you missed me ya old fart. #TeamTomParis #lifeisstrange

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@AddieLittleOne I don't bring the Todds...they just appear...and yes. Sometimes I bring the Todds. #TeamTomParis

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@UnluckyEnsign *watches you from behind a plant* #TeamTomParis

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@Burnt_Out_Darth *returns for a new season of harassment* #TeamTomParis

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

Alright, alright...I've been gone for awhile. I'm back to fart on everyone's pillows. #TeamTomParis

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@DNEdstrom @tenebrisvacuum A solid name.

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

Sweet mercy...I'm surrounded by the human equivalent of dildos. #TeamTomParis #Resist

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@SirenOfGotham Cheese juice with a smidgen of tuna.

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@SirenOfGotham kids weren't sick. It's an office mate. Thus I will be farting in this person's office. Most of the offices are windowless.

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@SirenOfGotham It might be. Either way...vengeance is mine. I'll just fart on them.

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@SirenOfGotham #CoffeeAddict #TeamTomParis

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@SirenOfGotham I'm trying to narrow down the asshole that gave it to me. Vengeance will be mine.

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@SirenOfGotham Exactly. She risked all of our lives to fly into a dangerous nebula for coffee. #CoffeeChamps

[Tom Paris @TomParis_2346]

@SirenOfGotham Yeah. The weather in the US is weirdly warm...I assume that spells doom. Oh well. *snacks on popcorn* Also Murica sucks now.