Bart “Harley” Jarvis

I’m gonna get that line

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

Hot honey comes from wasps

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

Just an idea

[Robert Kroese @robkroese]

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it's also disgusting

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

Happy Birthday George Washington, you would have loved microplastics.

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@marlene4719 This looks like a very official list

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@AuntSassyAss I can’t be sure you’re a good person and not a criminal or perv…or something worse

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@francisxwolf A Sasquatch riding a unicorn would be funny too. But they are both equally likely to happen

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@BlackKnight10k Looking down on voters worked out great this time, let’s do it again

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@BraddrofliT Maybe demand is down because they make shit cars?

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@lakeinla @Michell33650674 Is this the brat version of antisemitism?

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@RepMcGovern What in the 1984?

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@DeanObeidallah You probably sleep with a night light, swim with your shirt on and eat your steaks well-done

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@ITYSL_memes I’m not worried about it, I’m not worried about any of this

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@the_camera_capt Cancel it. This one’s junk

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

If you ask me to order a drink and don’t specify what, you’re getting tequila and milk. I don’t care anymore

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@PicturesFoIder Whoops. Somebody just signed themselves up for owing their employees a bunch of on call pay

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@peta Nah, ignore the gross out messaging and enjoy your ice cream

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

I’m going to start taking credit for “unknown” quotes. Who’s going to stop me? Nobody has claimed them so far. They’re mine now

[Bart “Harley” Jarvis @TomPost1]

@Gnarniashreds You’ll never catch me caring about GERD. Or fibromyalgia