Tom

My Nan called me a dickhead when I was 8. She had a point.

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@BBCMOTD Didn't it have to be someone from the 55?

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@mrdanwalker I guess I'd just prefer to listen to someone who actually likes to watch football matches.

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@demetrimitche11 No - it's a top 10 most common surname in Japan.

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@nwibo_azubuike @BBCMOTD Release clause. Same thing happened when Palace signed him.

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@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Fuck it, give him another peace prize.

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@AlexHorne @matthewjiwood @cheshamutdfc ...is that supposed to be Alex Brooker?

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@SkySportsPL Going on national TV and calling your boss old. I rate it.

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@RandoTwitta @RicFlairNatrBoy @arielhelwani @MsCharlotteWWE @AlexaBliss_WWE

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@JMcgunnagl30609 @mufcytp What are you talking about? 23 years ago Pierluigi Collina was on the front cover of Pro Evo.

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Pro wrestling is better than the things you like. #Wrestlemania

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It's unfortunately going to be hilarious when West Ham do us next week. #MUFC

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#MUFC

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@sescoops Somebody is offering it for that much, there's no way he sells it for that much.

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@chiprich24 @paddypower He only cost £3m though.

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@PauluzRFRM @TouchlineX I can assure you players earned a lot in 2010/11.

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@pinterestmanic @yacinewarrior That's not how WarGames works.

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@DaveOCKOP He could play padel @FootballRamble

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@ManUtd That's a shame.

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Sometimes I think I could have made it pro, then I remember I'm playing against two players with a combined age of 10. #DadLife

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@easymarks He looks like when Joker stitched his face back on.