Some Dude

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

RIP Larry Flynt. We met in 2004 and then again in 2008. I think the chemistry we shared is obvious. Thankfully, someone with a camera was able to capture these warm, intimate moments between friends.

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@DougStanhope Are you still a drunk? Haven't been on Twitter for a while. Hope you haven't let me down.

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

My birthday is March 25th so not only do I want to steal your idea but I can do it a day ahead of you so you look like the thief!

What other comedian has the same birthday so we can screw this guy?

Or maybe we can do THREE comics and charge less to really hamstring them!

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

As I have no wing but plenty of agendas...

#antimaskers

Where were you on

Last call in bars

No smoking in bars

Seat belts

Lisences for pets

Age to vote/military vs age to drink

All drug laws

Prostitution laws

Any victimless crime

I get you are angry. You're just late

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@trent_jones_ @DougStanhope How did such a humorless cunt wind up on a Doug Stanhope tweet?

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@ItzMeItzMeItDBD @WWEGraves *laughs insecurely* ummmmm *laughs insecurely* maybe it’s uhhh *laughs insecurely* because there’s a uhhh *laughs insecurely* a PANDEMIC?!?!

Somehow I can’t help but feel like a better diet would change your whole mindset.

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@elonmusk You’re a legend

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Several thousand more Starlink beta participation invitations going out this week

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@JDGaff @Partasah There’s no shame in not knowing mathematic principles, but to act like you do, get proven wrong, and then dig your heels in further is a logic I can’t comprehend. Somehow, they’ll still try to say this math is wrong.

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@Partasah @JDGaff On the contrary, everything he said can be validated. I realize that you want to change the definition of “murder rate” to push a narrative, but that’s not how math works.

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@BlackVelvetMara @JDGaff @TheMoneyMeerkat What the fuck do you have against giving help to black communities? You’ve fought tooth and nail against someone who supports that, so what’s your argument?

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@onlinesavant @JDGaff @Partasah @BlackVelvetMara @Lovatoforshine You don't comprehend that the murder rate isn't 100% and it's fucking with all of your calculations.

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@onlinesavant @JDGaff @BlackVelvetMara @Lovatoforshine Damn, your own source served as evidence to the argument against your manufactured nareative. That's a rough, rough loss to take.

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@paulbensonsucks @JDGaff @theonend666 @Elmike102 @SavageSean75 @AndreasHale @MiddleEasy I'm picking up an "annoyed fat guy" vibe. How close am I?

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@JDGaff @paulbensonsucks @theonend666 @Elmike102 @SavageSean75 @AndreasHale @MiddleEasy Once*

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@JDGaff @paulbensonsucks @theonend666 @Elmike102 @SavageSean75 @AndreasHale @MiddleEasy It’s always crickets. No one wants to discuss it one the numbers come out.

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@TheMoneyMeerkat @Resistenzanow @VpMd4 @JDGaff Well said.

Very, very well said.

[Some Dude @TomTomMattMatt]

@Resistenzanow @VpMd4 @JDGaff Damn, you are genuinely a piece of shit with horrendous morals.