Tom Webb

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What did King Solomon do with the person who was happy to have half a baby? Feel like that’s a longer conversation

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My kid's got pink eye, so I'm taking him round all the shops I hate to touch their stuff

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Getting a backy on your peloton

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What would happen if Elon and Zuck both died in the ring?

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VERY excited to watch all the scab Actors who’ll cross the picket line and play 20 parts in every show

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If I was rich, I’d buy my own bouncy castle and wear my shoes and fuck you

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Beer Pong Vs Wine Polo

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Gwyneth Paltrow should’ve gone to Specsavers

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@DaneBaptweets HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
My family and I live in the USA now
What a World

How are you? I miss you!

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@SherwoodJam I have pressed the ‘down arrow’ icon, to suggest ‘less of me stopping’

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@SherwoodJam LOVE YOU

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@TomWebb I don’t understand the question. Good evening. I hope you’re very well.

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Are Italian Vogue and British Vogue beefin’ or they cool?

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@michaelodewale I just made this into an inspirational poster

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@DarrenMaskell The first Dyan*, Ainsley Farrell and Kishi Bashi albums are breathtakingly pretty (*and only). The other bands keep hiring gold all over the shops

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@DarrenMaskell I often think about our discussion on bands we like. Who you listenin’ to now?!
(And hi. I hope you’re tops)

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@DarrenMaskell Absolutely! I love:
Dyan. Kevin Morby. Kishi Bashi. Aidan Knight. Grace Ives. Ainsley Farrel. Cayucas. Mean Lady. Andy Shauf. Lord Huron. J Roddy Walston. La Femme
Please lemme know what you think of them, and I can alter my future suggestions x

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@DarrenMaskell GREAT! Thank you!! I’ll get all over these. How are you??

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Happy Pride!

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@TimRenkowcomedy Classic

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