Tom Heale

Robots...

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Has Trump ever been to Aleppo? Has he seen it? HAS HE SEEN IT?!

[Florida Man @_FloridaMan]

Florida Man Witnesses Knife Attack at Art Basel, Does Nothing Because He Thinks It's Art https://t.co/4I0JkgjCs6

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@Leahb_Christine #sofit

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Have you ever carried human legs around in a bag and stuffed them in a fridge? No, well your resume isn't as complete as mine #cadaverwork

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@lisaimmabro I heard Mark Cuban was the president. It kinda makes me wanna see it

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@lisaimmabro Ha, you saw it?

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@kyle_harvell Your teaching summer school is the single greatest thing to ever happen to twitter

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@wilderj715 come to Texas! :D

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

It is against our country's best interests that hundreds of thousands of young people cannot afford to go to college

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@kellyslassson But think of all the services they can provide once you follow the detailed instructions

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@kellyslassson Omg, that looks like skin cancer! In the shape of text... oh

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@benoitm112 I bet plane tickets that you cant

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@kellyslassson @chelseakavcic Por que no los dos?

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@Free_Eagle01 Fuck yeah

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@MoricoAmanda BREAKING NEWS!

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Perfect https://t.co/Mo4XZP2OBb

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@lewis1527 U 2 man

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@MoricoAmanda Yes, but it's the blind irrational hope that she will somehow screw it up that drives man. This is what pushes us forward