Tom Lamming

Engineer. Renewable energy enthusiast. Smallholding neophyte. Frequently damp and bug-bitten.

[Tom Lamming @Tom_Lamming]

@SachaBaronCohen The cowboy outfit scene is perfection.

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@napster Sad to see that so many artists have become unavailable. The situation seems untenable. I’ll miss you.

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@minumonline Hello. Think I’ve got some mail for you that might be important.

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@classicalsmoke @glosswitch Second hand at a charity shop.

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@classicalsmoke @glosswitch “Personification of how the wind blows” - perfect

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@TheAA_UK I also have your renewal offer in writing. I am simultaneously insurable and uninsurable according to your system.

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@TheAA_UK I’ve gone to @TheRAC_UK because you couldn’t renew my breakdown cover. Looks like the same thing is happening with my utterly mundane car insurance. Why is your IT so hopeless?

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@zexpe @_james_gee_ @petchelli @newt7215 @TheEvEngineer @evpoint_uk I was routed to a random one of these last week and it was much more expensive than normal Tesla prices.

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@amsterdammed I don’t know about the neuroscience part, but the guy has remarkable faith in the delivery of a large government IT project.

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@SueLaniMadsen @April_1970s @JohnSte40163279 This is my favourite! Sing along, get all the words and the tune wrong.

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@TheAA_UK and today you mail to offer me the original price.

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@TheAA_UK What a terrible process your breakdown renewal has been. I tried to renew two weeks ago but you didn’t recognise me and put the price up. Now you remember me again and are offering a discount by mail. I don’t trust a company that does that. Gone to RAC.

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@KiwiEV Love the carpet!

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@saj_anderson @cliffc100 Stick your free footlong up your arse Subway…

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@Greg_Lester Soon. My anti-5G phone case has made reception patchy.

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@Greg_Lester Gullibility stocks you say? Where can I get me some of those?

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In true style, @AvantiWestCoast have commemorated the very last Voyager service out of Euston with no shop, no catering or drinks and no First Class service.

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@CAChalmers_ Sit down America, if you’ve named a town in Ohio “Spunky Puddle” it’s time to let the adults do the talking.

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@notracingpoint Meh, Mansell was 5 before Vettel had it.

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@KiwiEV It feels like Microsoft bought it and then strangled it. Brilliant to talk with my overseas family and then suddenly it can’t function without a Microsoft ID, is constantly confused by a company laptop and just sucked the utility out.