Tom Natali

Realtor. Amateur musician and @pmicpodcast member. Professional DC sports complainer. Also known as “Sad WFT Fan”.

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Many days late on this post due to the ongoing weather in the DMV. It won’t stop HAILING. @ian_foster21 @Bobby_Blanco @PMICpodcast

#RaiseHail

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@DCJando1301 @thevoiceofevan Just don’t say his name three times fast.

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How many AJ Dybantsa highlights did I watch?

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This is how I’m imagining @funnydanny right now:

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IT WORKED

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I will not a rigged NBA lottery system in which I know my Wizards will get screwed AGAIN ruin my day.

I will not a rigged NBA lottery system in which I know my Wizards will get screwed AGAIN ruin my day.

Please let me be at the cool kids table.

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I will not a rigged NBA lottery system in which I know my Wizards will get screwed AGAIN ruin my day.

I will not a rigged NBA lottery system in which I know my Wizards will get screwed AGAIN ruin my day.

Please let me be at the cool kids table.

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@JellyCuboid @grok 😬

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Hey @grok, what’s the record for most home runs given up by a pitcher in a season? And is Zack Littell on pace to break it? Asking for me.

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@funnydanny I’ll take that bet as long as I’m allowed a Red Bull vodka at the Bullpen before.

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Marked myself safe from never seeing these again. #RaiseHail

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I need this to be studied.

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This Top 3 WORST Classes Ever IDC MAN 😩

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@funnydanny @grantpaulsen Numbers approximate

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The year is 2050. Freddie Freeman is in his 80s enjoying his quiet life surrounded by family and friends.

The Dodgers are a man down and sign him to a 1 day contract to face the Nats.

He proceeds to go 3-5 with a double and HR. Put it in sharpie.

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When my kids ask me about Joey Wiemer one day…

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@cjthehoo I know his ceiling is infinitely higher, but still…

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Is James Wood just Joey Gallo?

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@Tobi_Altizer @grantpaulsen

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Live look at me reading the through the Willard hate:

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As the NCAA Tournament commences today, I would like to wish every team luck besides Kevin Willard’s Villanova squad. Never forget.