Tom Sladek

[Tom Sladek @Tom_Sladek]

@thatOVO22guey Is this a real person? No blue checkmark!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Bernie Sanders has said: What should alarm us about the Epstein files isn’t just the appalling details. It is the degree to which enormously wealthy and powerful people live by their own rules — and continue to get away with it. It’s a club where the rules and the law don't apply. And you’re not in it.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

How many manipulators does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They don't change light bulbs because they use gaslighting.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Twitter can be a ruthless place 💀

Former NFL QB JT O’Sullivan got demolished.

(h/t @benesherick)

[@MattressMack @MattressMack]

Post Tropical Storm Beryl Response Press Conference at GF 6006 N Frwy with Mattress Mack

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Retarding flames like a goddamn boss.

“The house is on fire, where’s Jimmy?!”

“I wouldn’t worry about him, honey. He’s wearing his Vikings pajamas.”

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Students: “I’ll never use Pythagoras theorem in real life!”

*Also students walking home*

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you.
— Andrew

[George Mack @george__mack]

My favorite question in 2023:

What is ignored by the media -- but will be studied by historians?

Here's the 9 best examples:

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

My lead investor just texted me this about SVB.

[Logan Storley @storleystorm]

Time to go put it all on the line tomorrow night!

[Logan Storley @storleystorm]

Time to unify and bring the belt back home to the USA 🇺🇸

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

- Do you have a doctor here?
- Yes, I’m
- What’s your specialty?
- I’m a doctor in Mathematics
- My friend is dying
- Minus one

[ANA is a G @_anamaniac]

thanks to Nick Cannon

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[STEM @stem_feed]

Me and the boys after endorsing each other’s skills on LinkedIn.

[Bellator MMA @BellatorMMA]

#AndNew | @StorleyStorm 🌩 is your interim #Bellator welterweight champ!

#BellatorLondon #Bellator281

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

I apologize for starting this trend!!