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Say less. observe more . Rage bait Active | @MANUFC. I Rain Dust! Data Analyst @Alx_africa

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@ChesterfieldFC Ewwww

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Reaching Singapore in 30 to 40 years will be difficult - Hiroyuki Hino tells Ruto

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@SPUKenya @ListonOtieno 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Until you see the results, never delete the PDFs
~ John F. Retaker~ (1846)

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@MaxonAiro Leta games bana

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Thinking you’re entitled to someone’s money just because you have a vagina is one of the most normalized delusions in 2026.

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@vovudebosh Can you do the same for finding potential employers and Ai being Able to incorporate your cv to and write the decision makers email

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@kipronobett_ Like this beast

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

And then out of nowhere… everything started working in your favor.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Full time: Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal.

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@CAF_Media @UnchartedKenya Fuck you

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

Millennials trying to fit with “ Bag ni ya nini?”

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@hlovo_ @nyokssss 😂😂😂😂😂

How do you even search for this

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@UtdSammy @xysist Send link jomba

[Achalugo 🤍 @vourdii]

I’ve won 4 grants this year. Apply.

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@Gitz__ You’re pulling a Naruto move 😂😂

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@mohajq @MjengoKE Pole Moh

[Ava @ThinkofAva]

Finding out sperm can literally camp inside a woman’s body for up to five days waiting for an egg is insane. Men are evil. 😭

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

Lunch it is

[Asta🇰🇪 @TomioAsta]

@sama Have you tried talking to your kid over breakfast or dinner ?