Tommy Lasorta

formerly known as @LarryQweenCNN

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Good shit

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Y’all can find me chuggin brewskis in the bunny section at the Fort Worth Stock Show

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Met the missus playing poker w the boys down at that lil Indy casino near the river. Texas hold ‘em, 9 fingers, Oakley M-Frame sunglasses, pool shoes still soaking 😍😍😍

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This kid doesn’t get it but it’s ok. He’s smart, just not as smart as he thinks he is. My grad student grandson is also pretty stupid, but confidence, even if delusional, is good for the esteem I guess…

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California drawing the line at legal sports betting is hilarious.

Can take heroin in state approved clinics but can’t take TCU +7 this weekend legally.

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I eat more shellfish than you

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why would the clippers be favored to win the finals next year… what do they know…

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The renovation project for Penn Station is called PS2 and it’s sponsored by Sony, MSG Co., JPMorgan Chase and MTA. It’s rumored certain hallways will be inspired by popular PS2 video games w monitors for controllerless renditions of these classics. Sounds tacky to me, but ok.

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what if the outside of Madison Square Garden had a beautiful garden with a wide variety of botanicals

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big ass titties all up on my forehead

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June 4th, the day Enron stock crashed, I know this date better than I know my own mother’s bday

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he’s got shit for brains anyways

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going straight into my godson’s college fund

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Chris Paul doesn’t believe in basketball karma and that’s why he’s yet to win a ship

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As a white man, I’ll talk to my Latina wife like Kobe talked to Luis scola, don’t tell me what to do

[Tommy Lasorta @TommyLasorta]

Chris Paul doesn’t believe in basketball karma and that’s why he’s yet to win a ship

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podcasts just fatigued workers’ and late stage capitalism’s monetization of conversation

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I told the world my story, the world where I’m from

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If Wilmer Valderrama ever said a yo momma joke to me, I’d slap him

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I would never own a bodega because they say don’t get high on your own supply

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Check this shit out. Thanks @HomeDepot !

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