shawn

lil man

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Kidding Conor….

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

just saw that new Jim Carrey doc on Netflix and I feel so inspired that I too have decided to fully adapt into a completely new character for the foreseeable future. now I won’t completely give it away but you can bet “my wife” will be a main topic of most discussions

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

She actually took my flag on cinco de mayo, but I wanted to brag abt my chicharito jersey

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

it is time i rebrand myself with my mom's maiden name, so that i can finally receive the respect i so rightfully deserve. you can bet a credit card with "Shawn Lopez" on it will make the lady at the mexican bodega think twice before demanding i take off my Chicharito jersey again

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Mo Obama or Mo Bamba? Choose wisely. Choose the sword and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother. So come boi, choose life or death.

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

@TommyLasorta Nah it’s red. I was right

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Thanks @Fazolis for another great meal! We traveled 6 hours from San Jose just to go to the only remaining Fazoli’s in California. Definitely worth the trip. Can’t wait to be back!

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

PEOPLE DONT WANT ME TO SHAVE MY HEAD BC ID LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE TIMOTHEE CHALAMET

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

You’re telling me that we’re going to lower the flags to half mast for Charlie Kirk and not JuiceWRLD!?!?

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

@CityDeskNYC Stfu

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

Hunter Biden Interview available now

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Just learned how to make a pup cup at home. Gonna save so much money

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

just bought my dog a lafufu

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

I’m the mikal bridges of cava

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Whatchyu know about Sheryl crow?

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Being suspended from my fantasy basketball league for a year really has me down in the dumps lately

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Cigarettes are like flashback machines

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

i talked to a man who claimed he climbed 5 mountains in his life

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Whack like jack keruoac

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

If Tony p in dc becomes unbachelorized b4 me, I swear to god

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

@carlmeishmael RIP betty fr

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Free tay k
Free Palestine

[shawn @isnotabuffoon]

Who’s gonna be the first rapper to rap about anti-psychotics and mood stabilizers?