Tommy Lay

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@FDSportsbook @EV_Ohio So can you give me another boost so I can bet the other 22.50

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@PrizePicks Celebrate by not having 5 dollar tacos instead

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

A reality show where talk show hosts have to do what they’re always telling other people to do.

Dave Ramsey has 7 days to find a reliable $2,000 car for DoorDashing and a little old lady’s $500/month garage apartment to live in.

Shawn Ryan has to serve as an Assistant U.S. Attorney where he’d prosecute Congressional corruption cases in federal court and have 12 months to secure a conviction.

Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin have to survive an entire 31st MEU CENTCOM deployment as E-2s.

Each its own season, all live-streamed to X.

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dbacks Please dm me when you get the beetus

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding

She did chores all week so I owe her $10

I hand her $7

> this isn't $10

"right, I withheld the rest"

> what does that mean

"I kept $3 of your money"

> but it's my money

"It was your money"

> what are you even doing with it?

"Funding household infrastructure"

> what

"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"

> you're charging me for the hallway

"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"

> you're my dad. you're supposed to---

"I'm also your government"

> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway

"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"

> it's a hallway. It's already there

"For now"

She asks what else the $3 covers

"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"

> dispute resolution?

"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"

> that's just parenting

"That's the Department of Justice"

> what about meals. You already feed me

"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"

> I'm your daughter

"Which is why you're currently enrolled"

She wants to see where the money goes

I tell her that would require a FOIA request

> what's that

"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"

> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?

"Could be longer. We're understaffed"

> there's two of you

She asks how she gets any of it back

"It's already spent"

> you spent my money already?

"We had a budget shortfall"

> you just took it 20 seconds ago

"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"

> so I'm not getting it back

"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"

> of my own money

"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"

> you know how much I made. You paid me

"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"

> so you already know the answer

"The point is compliance"

She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong

"Penalty"

> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?

"We could set up a payment plan"

> I'm 8

"Monthly installments. Very manageable"

> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me

"Now you're getting it"

> I want to talk to mom

"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"

She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion

Slammed the door

That's my little citizen

I've never been more proud

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@PrizePicks So take it to 5 bucks?

[PPRFantasyTips @PPRFantasyTips]

So every Sunday you wake up, go to the couch and watch NFL redzone for 7 straight hours?”

“Yes Dave.”

“You don’t do anything but scroll X, stare at the TV screen & check your fantasy matchups?”

“That’s right.”

“Do you win your leagues?”

“No Dave.”

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Give Teair Tart the Nobel Peace Prize. American hero.

[CrustyKs @CrustyKs]

Play number 2!! Week 1 CFB🏈

Jonah Coleman o71.5 rushing yards -114 bet365

Show some love if you’re riding!

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

How dumb do you have to be to light your money on fire like this

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Venmo and PayPal users can now send money directly to the U.S. Treasury in an effort to help chip away at the $36.7 trillion national debt.

[ScottW @jswtreeman]

Picture of the Astronomer CEO & the Head of HR at the weekly staff meeting.

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@Dbacks Can the team sign this to a minimum deal for the bullpen?

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@GoldyHappens Were position players supposed to pitch from 3-9?

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@GoldyHappens You say he burnt them out in non save situations and yet also have said he doesn’t use them enough. So which is it?

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@Rupp45 @TommygWinsAgain @FDSportsbook @lhoff526 @4DeepWins @CubbableH00sier @TRMP31 Understanding it’s in their rules and continuing to bet hit parlays there and then trying to grandstand about it losing is certainly something

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@jessellsworth @GoldyHappens Yes guy with shoulder concerns should definitely blow it out in April

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@PrizePicks Should reboot that hockey taco

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

@GoldyHappens Idk if giving up 112 EV and a 102 is really SO GOOD

[Kyle @KyleJustBets]

LFGGGG 🔥🔥

[Nick Pollack @PitcherList]

Did KC consider starting Cole Ragans instead