Shortty

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[Dabangg PrÉm @PremRising]

When someone asks me what my fitness goals are

[John Nichol ✈ @JohnNicholRAF]

FFS, rant alert:
I LOVE House of Games. But it REALLY ticks me off when people like the otherwise fab @richardosman casually dismiss military service saying "a lot of POSHIES go to Sandhurst" (the Royal Military Academy).
What the holy f**k is "posh"... or "common" Richard?
These 'kind folk' would NEVER describe other diverse groups of people that way, so why would you say this about HM's officers?
What's "posh"?
A boy or girl from a private school who serves their country & dies on foreign soil?
That's "posh"?
A kid from a council estate who makes good & is commissioned? That's "posh"?
I hear this "posh" sh1t all the time & it's utter bo11ocks.
I was privileged to serve alongside men & women from every part of society, in the ranks & as an officer. None of us were defined by our background; posh, common, rich, poor. We just served.
Sorry, rant over.

[Shortty @TommyShortty]

“Eyeing”

[ESPN @espn]

Tom Aspinall will be eyeing his first undisputed title defense against the No. 1 UFC heavyweight Ciryl Gane 🏆

Stream #UFC321 NOW on the ESPN App ➡️ https://t.co/K4DaFRKUKc

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

🗣️Haaland : “ They lost to Grimsby, of course they were no match for us, Manchester is blue”

[Stingr Golf @StingrGolf]

Tiger Woods' caddie, Mike “Fluff” Cowan, checking the wind with his cigarette during the 1997 Masters

[Shortty @TommyShortty]

@71PaulS @F1 @AlpineF1Team @PierreGASLY @craigslatersky @OconEsteban @SkySportsF1 Properly class that mate!

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

A man has brewed his own Limoncello. He pours out a measure that is "worthwhile" with hilarious results.

Hat tip @JamesMelville.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Shortty @TommyShortty]

@71PaulS Proud of you mate x

[The Magic Mod @TaylorMod]

Dead in the water
Noel at his absolute best

[City Chief @City_Chief]

🎶 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣, sang by @Oasis. 🥹✨

[City Chief @City_Chief]

🪄 In honour of an @Oasis remontada:

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇽🇧🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇴 @ZG1999_]

The Barclays is well and truly back.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

Burnley are back with the best transfer announcement video of this summer easily 😭🤣

[Manchester City @ManCity]

FOUR-IN-A-ROW!!!!

We're @premierleague champions 🏆🏆🏆🏆

[City Report @cityreport_]

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