Andy Rooney's Eyebrows

audio professional, frequent enthusiast, wannabe wookie, Post-production manager at Calm

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@chalkers Phew, good thing I went yesterday 😅

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Can we reframe this “cold civil war” as a football game or gladiatorial combat with bragging rights over a 4 year period? This shit is tiring and not as much fun or as cathartic as cheering on actual physical combat.

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Judgment of others stems from self-judgment

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@craigsdennis @replicatehq It’s interesting how every diferent technology succeeds in little ways. I’ve found the most success from combining different technologies, but oh how the companies bristle when you cross the streams.

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@AudioAdviceJake @nickrp Does all advice include advice about advice? You could be the sixth estate!

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@chalkers You’ve developed!

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@revchadbrooks We reside within no hurricane cones.

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@chalkers Stop trying to get free Quiznos.

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@craigsdennis Do we get orange hats?

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"We often care for our phone batteries better than we care for our minds. Your mind, just like your phone battery, gets depleted after running all day. You need to take time to “recharge” your brain in order to show up for your life." - words from our CEO, @davidko

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@craigsdennis . . . and here I thought Pensacola’s abbreviation was problematic.

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@chalkers . . . but communism

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@bmaschino @AnnaForFlorida Can’t they just exercise the 14th and tell these extremists to pound sand?

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@thinmatt Same. Send them to me. I am also Matt Spiel.

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@chalkers Looks like the grifter count is high

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Thanks for killing good jobs in Central Florida, dumbass.

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@chalkers I would bet it’s a symptom of broken, closed primary systems and campaign finance dysfunction.

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@chalkers It’s hard but rewarding work being the digital messiah.

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@chalkers Who am I, @AudioAdviceJake ?

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Let’s all start talking about how first past the post voting is the wokest thing since Winnie The Pooh entering the public domain so we can get ranked choice.