Tommy Quigley

This is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

[🍻 @drink2beers]

when in liar liar competition and my opponent walks in with his pants on fire

[Divago @DivagoTM]

O gorila com molejo não é real e não pode te machucar

[Postseason Papi @FenwayAttendee]

“You look happier” thanks my baseball team fucks

[doomer @uncledoomer]

yeah man can i just get a miller high life

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

Miller Lite is the thinking man’s beverage of choice

[lupe @thinkblueloops]

me any time someone asks to take a picture

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Payton Tolle is such a gem.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Bowling is funny because I do it once every 2 years while I’m shitfaced and I still roll a few strikes. I shouldn’t be able to do the best move in your sport accidentally.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Imagine drinking some ale with the boys at the local tavern and the bard starts playing this banger

[Insane Clips @StreetFightsHQ]

This guy is making industrial-strength Beyblades that literally burst into flames when they spin

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

“Duuuude. Benson is gonna be mad…”

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away."

ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad.

INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

[sam 🔜 sonic expo dallas @SEGASONICDRVEIN]

generational dap up bro

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[seeing my dentist at the grocery store]

me: hey how’s it going

him: teeth

me: ok

[will defries @willdefries]

“this is my son, the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald”

[ben 🌲 @archeofuturist]

“So, the Devil promised you a fiddle made of gold.”

“Thats right.”

“But you had to wager your eternal soul?”

“Correct.”

“In a fiddlin’ contest.”

“Yes.”

“Against the devil.”

“Uh huh.”