Tom Devenport

more pointless statements than a youtube comment box

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

Baker Street might just be the best song ever made

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@Culture_Crit Heterosexuality

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@btsportfootball John hartson

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

What will Graham Potter do with all his turtle necks after Chelsea sack him?

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@TalkTalk Can someone please get in touch with me about cancelling my contract, worst customer service I've ever experienced

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

When did people decide that walking on the wrong side of the road was the safest way to do it?

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@premierleague John hartson

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

Someone please explain to me why every other sport is being played at some point this weekend other than football?

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

Will be a sad day if they cancel the football

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

Has anyone ever blown up a petrol station using their phone?

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@AlexHylnd @jonsass41 @ASOS @ASOS_Menswear Haha not yet mate

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@jonsass41 @ASOS @ASOS_Menswear And a partridge in a pear tree

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@John__Gould You're a freak

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

RIP Tony Sorico

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@SkySportsNews just a heads up. Barcelona signing some split arse for their women's team isn't breaking news to me

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

Dont get people still wearing coats and jumpers on a day like today

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

Swear I keep Rennie in business

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

If you weren't raised on the Simpsons then you're not my kind of people

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

@Anthony29624583 Are nazis welcome now?

[Tom Devenport @Tommyd93]

Michael Keaton might have just become my favourite actor