Colton

[Colton @Toncol18]

University of Texas at Omaha 🤘🏻

[ESPN @espn]

TEXAS TAKES IT IN TWO‼️

For the first time in 4 years, the Longhorns are headed back to the MCWS 🤘

[Colton @Toncol18]

@omniscientman38 It’s straight up, Sellers or Tebow. This is rage bait,

[Colton @Toncol18]

@name_redacted_ Never graduated, so I got time, right?

[ESPN @espn]

BACK-TO-BACK NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‼️

Texas takes the #WCWS Finals sweep 🔥💪

[Colton @Toncol18]

Why do @tacobell employees give out sauces, in the drive through, like each one comes out of their pay check?

[Stephen F. "UT" Austin @FightLike36]

Sarkisian should come out and say “Ok we’ll play Tech in Arlington but only if they pay Mike Leach’s family what they owed him”

[Colton @Toncol18]

And there ain’t no need to figure me out, I ain’t the man you thought I was.

[Colton @Toncol18]

And he’s 2-0 vs Aggy in his time at Texas and thats really the only stat you’re looking for.

[Gig Em Gazette @GigEmGazette]

Anyone who’s telling you that Arch Manning is a better QB than Marcel Reed is simply not going off of actual data. Texas fans and others will try to hide it, but an objective comparison far from favors the Longhorns’ golden boy.

[Colton @Toncol18]

“And I can still smell that number #5, like she just walked by” @Brayden_S_music

[Colton @Toncol18]

My dad told me the reason he stepped out on my mother was because “he didnt have the heart to leave his kids”. We don’t have a relationship these days.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

What changed me was watching my dad beg my mom not to leave after 14 years of marriage, and said she never really loved him. only to find out there was already someone else.

Months after they separated, he admitted he had known for a long time that there was another person. He just stayed quiet because he didn’t want our family to break apart.

One night he said, “If I didn’t have children, I would’ve ended my life already.”

That sentence never left me.

And yet somebody would still easily tell us “That’s still your mom.”
Fuck that.

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

Standing ovation for Luke Harrison as he exits from his last regular season appearance in a Texas uniform

At this point he’s only got one more appearance at the Disch guaranteed

[Colton @Toncol18]

… and one day, you look up, and you’re doing it.

[Colton @Toncol18]

Hell yeah Mr.Hubbard

[Ray Wylie Hubbard @raywylie]

tell ya what..dm me an address and i'll mail you a drawing to hang on your wall instead of getting a tattoo. later if you want to ink it on you somewhere you can shrink it down so it won't be so big. whayasay?

[Colton @Toncol18]

@netflixsports Nah yeah, that was little brother being a shit head on purpose.

[Colton @Toncol18]

No more walls.

[Colton @Toncol18]

@tengland_150 Fair

[Colton @Toncol18]

@TexasHookem22 @MikeOxofloppin

[Colton @Toncol18]

Man didn’t have a fiddle in the band.

[José Luis Morales @JLMNoticias]

ficionados de Yankees y Rangers se agarraron a madrazos en pleno juego en Arlington, Texas.
Puñetazos, empujones y desmadre total mientras el partido seguía.

[Colton @Toncol18]

@SenTomCotton Shut up bitch

[Colton @Toncol18]

My weed man is bullshitting on today of all days. See, this that bullshit I be talking about. Even the hustlers don’t hustle no more. They driving for Amazon and shit during the day.