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[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

@polisciqueenn Betsy Sodaro could nail this as a character

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

My tombstone:

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels when you finally watch the movie that has been in your watchlist for years and it's actually great

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

The male characters from Blossom now

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

Just saw this pic on Jeopardy on a question about Farm Aid. Shout out to one of the funniest press photos ever.

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

I've never seen the unedited video of this. Mind blown.

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

POV you are sitting in on my mother and grandmother talking about impressionist art

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

Lmao US couldn't even cheat their way to the top.

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

Heavy is the head that wears the ice hat

[Jim Maxwell @1jcmaxwell]

Not too late.

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

"Like, what's even the point of even being alive? Billions of people have already done it. I would say, 'Get a life,' but why waste your time. There's no point."
*audience laughs and cheers*

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

@wasphyxiation Created the post office

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[jezz @JezziiB]

On America’s 250th birthday, remember that less than 6 months ago, civilians were executed on the street in broad daylight in a U.S. city occupied by armed federal agents in masks.

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

Picture books don't count

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Reminder that George W. Bush, a guy famously considered an idiot, read up to 100 books a year *as president*

[Dazed and Confused @daazednconfusd]

Hey guys one more thing

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is red!
Elmo’s friends said I do!
Congratulations, Ms. Taylor Swift and Mr. Travis Kelce!
Elmo loves you! ❤️❤️❤️

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

Turns out there is something worse than sports or politics twitter: white bread wedding twitter

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

Swing music hasn't charted since we stopped funding Big Band

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

ROGAN: “People are pointing out that right now it's one of the rare times where no rap music is on the charts. And they're saying, how does this coincide with USAID? Was USAID actively promoting rap music?” 🤔

[carl bismarck @ToneBombahawk]

A pop star born for the age of Trump

[TMZ @TMZ]

🏰 Exclusive: Taylor Swift is building a huge castle, garden inside MSG for wedding celebration.

Details: https://t.co/OKpEdsvGA0