Dana Alcala

You might think I'm an asshole if you're:
* A nazi
* Proudly privileged
* An Elon dickrider
* Not open to fair criticism
* A bootlicker
* A Nationalist

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@meijiimk Congratulations! You are valid and I hope this step brings you only more power.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@Telemundo Were these your people at our door earlier? I was suspecting maybe ICE posing as news reporters. In any case, sorry but we don't open to randos.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@armorsafe Does the 7300 model have the capacity to validate bills without consuming them into the cassette and counting them? If so, what is the process for this?

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@McDonalds lemonade is a bait & switch. Ordered large lemonade & tea. Got a large lemonade & tea. Large lemonade? Large lemonade. Both with ice. Hot day today, ordered 4 large lemonades. No ice. All in medium cups. I asked and they said it's a premium drink. No thanks.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@HotlineMiami NGL I never beat the game (it's not easy!), but I got that soundtrack playing all the time still. Especially Crystals.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@kiddbanditpro It makes you water, my friend.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@megynkelly I can't stand any of you either.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@enforcerchris_ @TripleH Make sure you get that Wheatley Vodka logo in the shot!

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@Sweetgarnish @AP Capital punishment? Agreed.

But nitrogen gas is the absolute most humane way for a person to die. It prevents the sense of drowning/suffocating, and instead feels like breathing air for a few seconds before it's lights-out. It's oxygen deprivation, but not nitrogen deprivation.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@Sony @PlayStation @AskPlayStation Why is this @SleeperHQ sports betting app using your mascot, Astrobot? They even have ads with Astrobot on busses here in #LosAngeles.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@wrestlelamia It doesn't matter what The Rock said!

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@megynkelly Wow you discovered alliteration. Congratulations.

Now if only the rest of your base could discover literacy.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

Beryl, rather.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@Blakksmoke_ How are you holding out after Hurricane Melba?

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@bWoStevie You're an artiste

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@Saeedkhan55 @ScrapDaddyAP Please don't eat Kofi-fin soup. Or shark-fin soup either for that matter.

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@ArcherOfInfamy Stuck on a plane
Going insane
Stuck on a plane
This is so lame
He'd like to flyyyyyyyyy
But his wings have been so denied

[Dana Alcala @TongvaPower]

@Potatopolitics I'm usually in the same spiral but lemme see if I can find something.

How about Baby Todd Howard?

[Mia Mulder @Potatopolitics]

Sorry folks my mental health is spiraling again. These last few months have been some of the worst in my life so if you have anything to cheer me up please post below because I need

[kidd bandit キッド・バンディット @kiddbanditpro]

my extended family is now also supporting my transition! 🏳️‍⚧️🥹👍

now all that’s left is to get them to support me being a pro wrestler 😂