Toni Madison™

I'm a Pizza Bagel.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

@vealdonblu what do yo mean? I don't get twitter message me lol

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

omg what even is twitter I had to dust off AOL to find this.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

NEVER LEARNING LESSONS, AND LOVING EVERY SECOND @farkindelicato 💥stay tuned for what we we got in the works #LessonsUnlearned #markindelicato #art

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

New Years Resolution: Wear red lipstick in public for a whole two hours without ending up looking like a drunk clown! #2018 #NewYearsDay

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

2018! New year, new excuses to still eat bread! #thrilling

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

So far the majority of my 20's has been complaining about how expensive CVS is, and talking my girlfriends out of Pixie cuts.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

https://t.co/OsHk2HbpZA

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

I'm back Twitter. Let's party.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

My uber driver is playing the jazz flute version of "My heart will go on" Happy Sunday.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

Netflix's #TheGetDown makes me feel like I can get away with wearing a full adidas track suits, and group karaoke.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

Netflix has made me learn to judge books by their covers, because most of the time the title photo should have been the first sign.

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

Oh me? What am I doing? just at home crying to the end of THE LIFE AQUATIC W/ STEVE ZISSOU.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

I'm in a "20/20" hole right now. I feel like I've learned so much, yet will never sleep again.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

Here's a photo of me, regretting getting a coffee and not a margarita at lunch today. #HappyEaster

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

I don't want to be at Coachella, but I also don't want to restrain from floral prints and braids for the next week in protest.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

You cannot scam a scammer honey.

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

Is laughter still the best medicine when you laugh at yourself more then any other comedian could make you? #deep

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

When you finally figure out @WendyWilliams is on hiatus this week.

[Mark Indelicato @farkindelicato]

Can someone get me a water and also when is Earth Day?

[Toni Madison™ @Toni_Madison]

Having a shitty day, and having a twitter account is a deadly combination.Twitter is the Ambien of exposition.