TonnyVille

Striving to be the best version of myself

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Wakenya wamekataa kupumzika kabisa! 😂

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

If you want to make money, cater to:

- Men's lust.
- Women's desire for beauty.
- Elderly's health.
- Children's education.
- Rich people's fear of loss.
- Poor people's desire to quickly get rich.

[I am Chege @_James041]

A comrade from Uganda asked me, " Why do you think alcohol is cheaper in Uganda?"

I told him, " because of low VAT"

He asked me again, " why do you think there's a low VAT on Alcohol and not on other products?"

I told him I don't know and he quoted this:

" If they took all the drugs—nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine—off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you," a quote by Dick Gregory.

I have been thinking a lot about this, like wtf!

[TonnyVille @Tonny_Ville]

@Osama_otero Where is the data?

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

"It is only Kikuyu who can give us information about other Kikuyu...”

Sir Evelyn Baring reporting to the Empire in England on the progress of the MauMau war in 1954.

Baring was the Governor of Kenya back then, specifically appointed to crush the rebellion.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I was asleep and a business idea has come to me in a dream. Hear me out.

I have this land that is in my name. I want 20 people to contribute money so I can build 20 houses. After the houses are done, I will sell them to other people and buy more land.

The 20 guys will continue contributing while I build more houses. If any of them want a house they will pay the same as those not contributing .

I will call it "Affordable Housing."

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[Official Kenya Airways @KenyaAirways]

Carrying Kenya’s pride home.

As the national carrier, we are honoured to bring home world record holder Sabastian Sawe, marking a moment of national pride.

Welcomed with a water salute at JKIA, a fitting tribute to an extraordinary achievement.
#ThePrideOfAfrica

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Nigerian wrestler Oba Femi was a huge shot putter in college when WWE randomly DM'd him on Instagram.

"I’m guessing they saw the package, they saw the size," he told me.

Today he takes on Brock Lesnar at #Wrestlemania. Who will win?

[Eric @amerix]

When fuel prices increase, life becomes so difficult for all of us.

We are not your slaves!

#RejectFuelPrices

[Eric @amerix]

VAT on FUEL:

2022: 8%

2023: Finance Bill pushed it to 16%

2026: We have reduced VAT to 13%. See? We are cushioning you. Clap for us!

No, please!

#RejectFuelPrices

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

By the way Ukidelete number ya mtu wacha
kupeana fake excuses ati simu ilipotea ... Mwambie ukweli "Niliona hatusaidiani".

[ѕℓαѕн🕷️ @Atiaps_Manuel]

There's a serious TIKTOK addiction pandemic going on among our Parent's age group.

It's not even a laughing matter

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Every man’s dream is to own a ranch, keep goats, sheep, cows, chicken, etc. Marry a feminine woman, have kids raised far from city chaos and drama. Grow organic food and live a happy life. May that dream come true.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I think kenyans should claim all flood losses from KRA .

[Dr. AK 🇮🇳 @docakx]

What are the causes of frothing of urine❓️

[Ntate Makhasane @DonaldMakhasane]

This is how Anaconda was done , you screamed so much for this 😂😂

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

New Fortis walilipa dividends jana, Kwa Lydia alcohol is running like Moses Kuria's mouth 😊.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The Kenyan bracelet is all over the World. Kenya to the World. 🇰🇪

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

President Obama retired at 54, Trump got the presidency at 70 and his power peaked at 80. Raila Odinga died at 80 and Col Sanders (KFC) got his breakthrough at 75. Diddy made his millions at age 22, and now sits in prison at 54. Run your own race!