Teddley 🐀

Theo E. • he/him • down bad for Garfield

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

The code I live by

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

gaming

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

It’s that time of year again

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year when this joke can finally become funny again

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

It’s that time of year again

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Anyone from the Henderson, north Carolina area know anything about this? First I'm hearing.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

You decide to put on a hat for the first time in a year and everyone comments about it at work. Suddenly your the Hat Man it’s wild

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

Everybody these days says “I’m going to beat the shit of you”, but whatever happened to the good ol days when it was “I’m going to beat the snot out of you?”

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

Who fucking cares anymore yeah have it

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

26 years old? I hardly know him

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

22 years old? I hardly know him

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

25 years old? I hardly know him

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

Iconic John Wick line from the movie

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

You don’t see kids egging or throwing toilet paper at houses anymore. It’s cause of the woke

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

It must be really stressful to work at a fireworks factory

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

Like the mouse to the cheese I fall for the trap every time.

[PlayStation AU @PlayStationAU]

Botborne

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

It’s that time of the 4th year again

[Orteil @orteil42]

i despise that my country is funding this

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

I just LOVE having to pay money to get my undergrad transcripts. Yes sir, I love spending ten dollars to see what my grades were

[The Great Betrayer @turret_factory]

Buying this and talking to it like norman talks to green goblin but even in my mind he just says stuff in his alien language i cannot understand

[Teddley 🐀 @TonsOTeds]

Messaging everyone “woooowwwww okay” who posts their Spotify wrapped and not responding afterwards