Tony Binns

Screenwriter based in Calgary. I like to eat noodles in the rain and pretend I'm in Blade Runner

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What are we all doing in this hand basket, and why is it getting so hot in here?

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So… dogs are getting acting awards before stunt people are getting Oscars.

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It is my dream, that one day cartoon octopi get to play other instruments besides drums.

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What they didn’t tell you at the end of Stranger Things is that the secret government lab in Hawkins was repurposed to research and create a crunchier form of Cheesie. #StrangerThings5 #CrunchierThings

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#ReleaseTheNaughtyList

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“ Wonderful Christmas time”. Is the “We Built this City” of Christmas songs. And frankly I don’t hate either one of them.

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@Red_SideTV Yes. Claiming the Beatles are overrated. Such breathtaking originality. No one on the internet has ever done that. Visionary indeed, the very hottest of takes

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@Red_SideTV Stand downwind because her ability to analyze music stinks

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@LibertyForAll19 Yeah… that’s how you pretend to be an Elf like an adult, God dammit.

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@JVMonte2 Spanish Train by Chris DeBurgh

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@Red_SideTV Especially since I don’t know half of the characters from Hunger Games either.

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@SethJoseph95 My wife calls him “ JC Potato”

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@vivien2112 @rushisaband @tmorello I would argue that this is political and specific.

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@vivien2112 @rushisaband @tmorello Rush may have been quiet about their politics outside of the music but you can’t say they are above politics. There are a ton of political Rush songs. Territories, Witch Hunt, and yes even Freewill leap to mind immediately.

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Okay, so I know there must be crossover between wrestling fans and D and D fans, so let’s ask the question. What class would you put WWE wrestlers in? Like, Cody= Paladin, Dom=Rogue Drew= Barbarian Undertaker= Warlock/Necromancer. Let’s hear your thoughts.#WWE #DandD

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I love wrestling. I do. But I have no idea why, from a storyline point of view, there would be so many tables under the ring. Like what’s the fictional justification for having a pile of tables under the ring? Is the venue doing a wedding directly after? #WWESummerSlam

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@Fightful Wrestlemania X8. Rock/ Hogan

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@FadeAwayMedia Hot and sure to be unpopular take: The little smirk she gives before the move is actually sexier than the move

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@talaalburny @joerussotweets You lost me at “ Good as Eternals”

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Death. The one opponent Hogan couldn’t “No Sell”.