be me
central bank chad in 2026
printing press humming 24/7
USD, EUR, whatever, just ink on cotton
debt ceiling? lmao just raise it again
BRICS nations stacking physical like it's going out of style
Russia, China, India slurping 10+ tonnes a month
even the Africans waking up
gold for me, paper for thee
post Russia freeze
"muh reserves are safe bro"
turns out sovereign collateral that can be sanctioned is worthless
now every emerging bank on Earth is allergic to Treasuries
buying shiny rocks instead
average 8-12 tonnes/month from Asia alone
me? still hodling the printer
go on CNBC
"inflation is transitory"
"gold is a barbarous relic"
meanwhile vault gets another shipment from LBMA
physical bars only, no paper claims
paper for you, gold for us
normie wagie sees gold at ATH
"should I buy one ounce?"
lol no, buy the dip in stonks and 401k
we'll keep the 400oz bars stacked floor to ceiling
your "diversified portfolio" gets yield-chasing bonds that we print into oblivion
2020s: "de-dollarization is a conspiracy theory"
2026: every central bank balance sheet has more Au than ever
still shilling CBDCs and digital fiat to the masses
you get programmable money with expiry dates
we get immutable yellow metal that survived every empire
mfw the plebs argue about left vs right
while we quietly exit the fiat ponzi
paper for you, gold for us
see you at the next Basel meeting, comrades
stack or get stacked
simple as
Call me crazy, but I think parents should determine what their teenagers do online rather than the government.
And that governments shouldn't use system-level ID checks to identify and monitor everything.
@_The_Prophet__ We’re in the brightest and darkest of times, be bullish human ingenuity because we stand on shoulders of giants and have 5000 year track record. Tick-tock, next block.
Looks like we’re in it: price chops for six months or goes lower. Touch grass, study, stack sats only. Or fall for the beautiful lies. Tick-tock, next block.
Bear market survival guide:
Turn off notifications, turn off your uncle, keep stacking, and remember that everyone who ever sold the bottom did it the week before they would have been right.
The market is a machine for transferring conviction from the impatient to the comatose.
Be the comatose.
Achieve a level of calm that worries your family.
@_The_Prophet__ Sh!tcoins ask Bitcoin:
why do people love us but hate on you?
Bitcoin answers:
you all are the beautiful lie, while I’m the painful immutable truth