Tony (evil chimp)

I fw beer, degenerate gambling, and the dawgs.

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

Drank 25 beers for the fourth now I don’t have abs anymore. #fuck

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

At the airport, pilot is sitting next to me watching poker videos. I’m in good hands

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

2 hours left in my internship, just gonna sit here and run out the clock #takingaknee #unemployedagain

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

2 hours left in my internship, just gonna sit here and run out the clock #takingaknee #unemployedagain

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

At the airport, pilot is sitting next to me watching poker videos. I’m in good hands

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

Drank 25 beers for the fourth now I don’t have abs anymore. #fuck

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

@lordcockandball Patriot

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

Tony is drinking airport beers ignoring everyone with his AirPods in #averageWednesday

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

@P1antenthusiast 20 over here Plant Enthusiast, thanks for the observation

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

The Indian guy who doesn’t ID me at my local gas station will be invited to my wedding #chiller

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

Yeah, think I’m gonna pass on this one. #MeToo

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

@Dwyerchapo Gave the bouncer a handy outside

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

Getting studious in the freshman bar on a Wednesday? #expand

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

@gurtwannacigret You’re absolutely right Gurt, I was temporarily not locked in but I ensure you I stepped it up after

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

Study cig? Could be the move #expand

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

@WilliamsKachow

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

Waited too long to do laundry, forced to rock the Bucees socks. #LANK #dumbass

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

@panicfanderek Cut your fucking nails bro, just ruined my day

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

The fat kid who’s always asking questions and slowing down class just ate shit and started crying. Made my day #hellyeah

[Tony (evil chimp) @TonyDaEvilChimp]

My friends looking at me as soon as they see the zyn can in my pocket #shrink