Felonius Antonius

Romano-British curmudgeon, optimate, stoic & juvenalian. Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have anthrax, when it's penicillin.

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@MilenialFulcrum @giansegato Wait! Wait! My top nerd's just been in my office proposing an 'AUTOSAVE' function that eliminates the need for a button completely. This guy will go far.

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@Tom_Courtney_7 Maybe the students would benefit more from being invigorated than invigilated?

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@MilenialFulcrum @giansegato I've got my best people already working on it. This may be crazy but we're thinking of TWO related functions: SAVE to store a file under its own name, and SAVE AS to change the filename before saving. Keep this under your hat.

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@MilenialFulcrum @giansegato It would be like a personalised Cloud to store things inside your computer that only you could access! I'm thinking of calling it MyCloud but keep it to yourself or everyone will want one.

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@SashSoulsmith @simongerman600 Good suggestion. I'll keep it on file for future use.

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@drhingram I've always admired your bazoo .... I'll get my coat.

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@ArturNadol7566 @KBGreyhoundlady @daughtrey_jayne @BBC He's very well-known. She's a nobody.

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@ArturNadol7566 @BBC The real mystery is why anyone managing a handful of journalists in an overseas office should be paid twice as much as the Prime Minister, but that's the BBC for you.

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@AndrewHWestern Not sure you've quite got the hang of our nation's free speech and democracy culture, Andrew, which is surprising in an MP, but I wish you the best of luck finding a new career after Parliament.

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@KingGoldark @VerminusM And the abduction of Jewish people.

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@HennieInglis In a double whammy of unwoke wickedness, an academic colleague of mine bought an "electrophoretic gel cooling system" from his charity grant. It was an air conditioning unit for his office.

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@AllHailTheVoid @Ken_Stonger 'Nationalisation' and 'heavy investment' are a contradiction in terms, Joshua.

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"Aye, Mr Arkwright, sir, it'd take years and hundreds of trees to convert our cottage handweavers into factories with spinning Jennies and water power. We don't need none of that roight wing ideology round these parts, no sirree. You moight as well talk about sending men to the Moon in rockets, hur hur."

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You guys…it DOES!

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@AllHailTheVoid "Yes, we must keep on shitting in the woods forever because the cost and disruption of installing indoor lavatories would be prohibitive."

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@antmcguire @Dan30119773 @PolitlcsUK Routine screening will be confined to one racial group alone, you ninny.

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Yes, they are. Routine national screening will be confined to black men over 45, because they have up to twice the risk of prostate cancer of white men. Most prostate cancer deaths however are of white men and those with the BRCA2 mutation have up to an 8-fold increased risk, but testing is at the discretion of their GP.

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@KhanSaba1278 This is a rage-bait account based in India.

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@antmcguire @Dan30119773 @PolitlcsUK Not at the moment, but the government is proposing to do so.