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“Fooball ees my life” -Bob Nelson

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@finsfan5430 @stoolpresidente No sir it was 1st

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@stoolpresidente Hey Dave! Long time listener, second time caller - care to respond to allegations that your honor is only applicable when convenient? Thank you!

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@stoolpresidente Hey Dave! Longtime listener, first time caller - you were adamant that the NCAA uphold its 1 second remaining when it helped Michigan… Will you do the same for ND? Or is the “Men of Honor” really just “Men of Honor when it benefits me”?

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@PeteSampson_ lol ran it right down their Ash

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@SharpFootball When it’s the home team’s ball lol

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@SamHoppen

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@PeteSampson_ Ball on ground and 1 second left… but I guess who cares if you aren’t the home team

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@BussinWTB Forget that it’s PI. There was a second on the clock

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@Matt_Fortuna Guess we aren’t in Michigan huh…

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@CoachTimmyHyde @Cover3Podcast @CollegeGameDay “Oh boy just wait until @KirkHerbstreit sees Miami’s schedule. Or Texas Tech. Or… wait what? This is all an ESPN psyop to support the conferences it’s in bed with? And @KirkHerbstreit sold ESPN his integrity to become its puppet?”

Talk about embarrassing…

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@awfulannouncing “Oh boy just wait until @KirkHerbstreit sees Miami’s schedule. Or Texas Tech. Or… wait what? This is all an ESPN psyop to support the conferences it’s in bed with? And @KirkHerbstreit sold ESPN his integrity to become its puppet?”

Talk about embarrassing…

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@unusual_whales BREAKING: A record bulk order has been placed from Athens Georgia

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@Kalshi @KirbySmartUGA bouta be real familiar with this make and model

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@_NoahHiles @northsiden0tch But wouldn’t you still agree there’s a theoretical minimum you need to spend to win? It feels like we talk a lot in Pittsburgh about wanting a “cap” but honestly the cap as a means to a FLOOR should be the real goal imo

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@Ihartitz So true. But it’s a great reminder that guys like us are really just unlucky geniuses for drafting him. We weren’t wrong. You can’t predict injuries (even in guys who are constantly injured)

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@StickToTheModel The SEC is so tough and you know it because all its teams have to play other SEC teams who you know must be good because all they play is SEC teams who are good because the SEC is good

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Buy-low / Sell-high candidates through 5 weeks (players with largest PPR actual vs. expected point gaps by position):

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D/ST and K streamers for Week 5 (based on betting market and historical data)

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@Nate_Tice One day I hope I find a job where I can get paid to be as awful as the NFL/CFB replay booth reviewers

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Run Jaylen Run: If Jaylen Warren scores his first touchdown of the season today. And the Steelers beat the Colts. 5 followers will get a sick Jaylen Warren jersey. All you have to do is is 1) Follow me. And 2) Repost this. Here. We. Go.