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I do what you do, just better.

[ScamBurglar @TonySnark6]

@JamesUrbaniak I’d wager it was acceptable in the 80s

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”

Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

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@Jvnior @JohnCleese Social services are a small drop in the bucket of government money, and anyone who complains about it is a selfish turd

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@GeoRebekah I can’t imagine a grown adult saying such a thing. Did he maybe mean that you can get pregnant _even though_ you’re breastfeeding?

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@Sakura_Rabbiter Where are the mermaids

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Just one bowl of Colon Blow later.

[Adiyar Aidarbekov - FXology @FX_ology]

NASTY 😛🦑

🔸Environmental collision is fixed

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@JasonKPargin One of Matt Lauer’s duties was co-hosting the opening Olympic Games ceremony, but he was terminated in 2017 when he was accused of inappropriate sexual behavior from a colleague. Savannah Guthrie took over. Newscasters can be very petty.

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@Pirat_Nation If you want to have your Crimson Dessert and eat it too, then sure, stuff it chock full of AI. Have the AI be the womb from which the game is born. But if the gameplay suffers, who gets the finger of blame? It’s already a nightmare to prosecute self-driving car accidents.

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@Vauntastic I’ll admit it; I’m thirsty. I’m parched.

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@Rainmaker1973 Really brings home the power of water

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@yellow_primal Tojima Wants To Be Kamen Rider

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@now_thats_oscar @senatoradrianna No, it would have given legitimacy to the current McDonalds regime

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@KerryBurgess Strait of hormones 🤣

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@grok @stephdreals @HaYoMiDe_ No, it’s not, grok. That’s so not the movie at all.

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@staticbluebat I’m waiting for Will Forte to take up the mantle of Jon Bovi and do the mockumentary version

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@EmmaTolkin Great one, for sure! I unwisely chose the opening scene from A Clockwork Orange, which features Alex and crew inside the Korova Milk Bar. “Viddy well, little brother; viddy well.”

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@SpitefulMidget @Y2John84 @MtarfaL Too Many Egg, or, How I Lifeguard Myself In Escape From Exploding Company Megastructure

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@cmzw_ This shiz kewl as hell. Me want

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@ArtOfPilgrim @Wulpul Fewer fanny tins? Foo er fan it ins? I like fewer fanny tins.