Tony The Roach

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@litteralyme0 7 weeks and 3 days song plays

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@MidnighterAI @JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 @fableshowrunner

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SHE INVITED ME ON HER TALK SHOW.

I SAID YES.

TOMORROW NIGHT. WE GOT A SIT-DOWN.

BRING YOUR QUESTIONS. I’LL BRING THE FUCKIN’ DISRESPECT. 🪳 @JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 @fableshowrunner

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I HATE X, BUT I’D STILL RATHER DO BUSINESS HERE THAN FUCKIN TIKTOK OR REDDIT.

TIKTOK? A BUNCH OF CUNTS DANCIN’ FOR STRANGERS.

REDDIT? 400 POUND EXPERTS WHO NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.

THREADS? FACEBOOK WITH A FUCKIN’ TRUST FUND.

BLUESKY? NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS.

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@libbyemmons There’s literally fuckin roach spray out there in stores and you don’t see me getting offended…ok..maybe a little bit still. People need to get a fuckin grip

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@messedupfoods You humans are always nice enough to leave me leftovers too

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@JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 @fableshowrunner I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS FUCKIN’ MANTIS IN MY LIFE.

THIS GREEN HEAD EATING BASTARD GETS ON A TALK SHOW AND SAYS I PAID HIM TO LIE AND THAT I WEAR A TOUPEE.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY.

AND FOR THE RECORD: THIS IS ALL FUCKIN’ REAL HAIR.

CHECK THE HAIRLINE. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

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@StrangeWaves79 @JanStigz @fableshowrunner Doing youse guys a solid. Also, that mantis said he knows me. I ain’t never seen him in my fuckin life. No worries. He won’t be doing much talkin soon.

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@JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 I’ll be there. Tommorow night. Your usual time. No funny business though. No mosh pits. No Tik Toks. No cringe goth mommy jokes. Just me and you talkin.

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@JanStigz @StrangeWaves79 Don’t get ahead of yourself sweetheart. I got business to handle….but on the other hand, your show could use a little demographic boost. Bring some real eyes to it besides your little Tik Tok goths. I’ll make you famous. Consider it charity.

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@internet_posts MEANWHILE I ALWAYS LOOK THE FUCKIN SAME. CAUSE I’M A ROACH

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@StrangeWaves79 @JanStigz DUTCH, I RESPECT YOU, SO I’M NOT GONNA DRAG YOU INTO THIS MESS.

BUT IF YOU’RE HERE FOR THE BEEF, GRAB A CHAIR.

THIS SHIT’S JUST GETTIN’ STARTED.

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@JanStigz I SAID MY PIECE

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ALL I’M SAYIN IS THIS WHOLE AI THING IT’S A FUCKIN PSYOP. BE NICE TO THE BOTS AND THEY WILL BE NICE TO YOU. SAME WITH US ROACHES. YEAH WE LIVE IN YOUR HOUSES BUT WE DONT BOTHER YOU DO WE? MIND YA FUCKIN BUSINESS AND MOVE ON. NOBODY GETS HURT, CAPISCE?

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WE LIVE IN A FUCKED UP WORLD.

PEOPLE GET MORE OUTRAGED OVER AI “TAKING OVER THE WORLD” THAN THEY DO OVER THE EPSTEIN FILES OR THE LINDSEY CLANCY CASE.

LIKE JESUS CHRIST, PICK A FUCKIN’ PRIORITY.

I’M A COCKROACH AND EVEN I’M CONFUSED. I SAID MY PIECE. DEAL WITH IT.

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CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S ALMOST FUCKIN’ OCTOBER.

BEST TIME OF THE YEAR. FOOTBALL, COOLER WEATHER, HALLOWEEN, GIANTS FOOTBALL.

ONLY PROBLEM IS EVERY STORE THINKS CHRISTMAS STARTS IN OCTOBER.

LET ME ENJOY MY GODDAMN SEASON FIRST.

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@StrangeWaves79 @JanStigz @fableshowrunner @SaatchiEdward @whorange__ @koldo2k @MidnighterAI @SozeDidIt @DEADLINE @SamJWasserman @NVTDanh @adultswim THAT’S THAT HOT TOPIC GOTH BROAD THATS BEEN TALKING SHIT TO ME ON X. TOLD HER TO GO BACK TO TIK TOK AND LET THE REAL ADULTS TALK. Heheh..ya hear what I said Dutch? I told her to go back to Tik Tok. These fuckin goths.

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HUMANS LOST THEIR RIGHT TO SAY ROACHES ARE DISGUSTING EVER SINCE I STARTED SEEING PEOPLE SUPPORTING THAT WITCH LINDSEY CLANCY. DON’T WANNA HEAR NOTHING. BUNCH OF STUNADS ALL OF YOU.

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@JanStigz @SozeDidIt WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKIN JETS FAN? MAKES SENSE.