Anthony White

I enjoy danger and appreciate safety. I drive 100mph but use my blinker.

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@mulaney Merry Christmas John. You're in my thoughts! Proud of you

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@TuckerCarlson Well...I imagine the head engineer for whatever fancy car company makes your car doesn't know what it takes to change 15 different alternators over a series of decades but they are in charge for a reason. I'd trust Jill. Also...fuck you.

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@mulaney please be my friend! You're the best, but like a true friend I will be sure to constantly make fun of you...out of love though

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@QuenTarantino Django is easily my favorite movie ever....and after Dr. Schultz takes on Django as his partner there's a "very profitable" winter. Would u consider some type of series that shows the two's antics over that winter? Because people like me would love it. Thanks.

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@mulaney you sir...are a national treasure. Thank you for all your work. I've been enjoying your jokes for years now...the laughs you've provided has gotten me through many hard times. Be safe.

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@SpaceForceDoD @EsperDoD @SecAFOfficial @SpaceForceCSO @GenDaveGoldfein @DeptofDefense @usairforce We get lasers right?

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@SpaceForceDoD @EsperDoD @SecAFOfficial @SpaceForceCSO @GenDaveGoldfein @DeptofDefense @usairforce I wanna be in the Space Force! Wooooo

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@thatRamosgirl One of my favorite Louis C.K. bits

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@jennyslate Just finished listening to your interview on NPR and I just wanted to say that it was so great and you are such a beautiful person and I wish you all the happiness and success you desire. Thank you for what you do. I'd listen to the "Smooth Sounds Of Jenny" anyday.

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@tomsegura I'm blessed enough to have seen both of you @JimGaffigan @tomsegura! Outstanding shows I wish you both all the best, thank you.

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@tomsegura I was there! One of the best nights of my life. Thank you Tom!

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@tomsegura Saw you last night at the Beacon. You put on one hell of a show thank you so much.

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@hannibalburess @MattDusza Sounds like he planned ahead...why u gotta be all 6ix9ine on my boy? #thereisnohotdog

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@thatchaddaniels @ericarhodes @justforlaughs @AlexEdelman @comedynest I wanna come! I'll do stuff

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@hannibalburess @joyellenicole Thank you! You guys were amazing

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@hannibalburess LOVED your show last night, thank you for being awesome. I was hoping you can tell me the names of the 2 comics that opened for you I'd love to also follow them but my dumb ass forgot their names 🤦‍♂️

Again. Thank you Hannibal for the great show, you're the man.

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@joyellenicole Your energy and fantastic sparkling pants mixed with your witty and perfectly delivered jokes was just what I needed last night in New Haven. I just wanted to thank you for a great show! I know we'll be seeing more of you!

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@hannibalburess Just saw you in New Haven...I've always been a fan and you delivered man. Fantastic show thank you!

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@realDonaldTrump Why stop at 6G?

[Anthony White @TonyUnderPar]

@billmaher I found this to be interesting....