☫ Chris H ☫

Nothing Is True ☬ Everything Is Permitted

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Bahahahaha!

[Dizzy Wright @DizzyWright]

Let y’all mind relax....

[Netflix @netflix]

Netflix supports strong #NetNeutrality. We oppose the FCC's proposal to roll back these core protections.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Senators are proposing lowering the alcohol tax which is good news, because once you see the rest of their tax plan, you're gonna need a drink.

[☫ Chris H ☫ @TonyZanda]

@chelseayoung_ Ego deaths are quite humbling 🍄

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

STRANGER THINGS 2: Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you do it: no bullshit, balls to the wall entertainment. Straight up.

[Paula Jean Swearengin @paulajean2020]

So far in my campaign I have listened to the homeless, hungry, desperate, sad, angry, complacent, sick, indifferent, happy, etc. I have made it a point to actually sit down and listen. My heart has ached because I can't do more. I wonder why our current leadership won't.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

4 U.S. Code § 8 - Respect for flag.

"No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform." https://t.co/rC9hBwlPDZ

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

lol

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

#WhyICheat https://t.co/wqK2XXKnx4

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Network news has become so partisan, distorted and fake that licenses must be challenged and, if appropriate, revoked. Not fair to public!

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

eminem is legally president now I think

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: A Cow can jump over the Moon if she aims where the Moon will be in three days, then leaps at about 25,000 miles per hour

[☫ Chris H ☫ @TonyZanda]

Seeing people you know on tinder is a trip man

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Hey GOP is now the time to talk about gun control?

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How about now?

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Now? Still no? Oh, "never?" "Never" is good for you?

[☫ Chris H ☫ @TonyZanda]

@AVaughn45 amphibious!? 😂