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I still want to be invited, but I’m not coming

[claire rowden @clx1re]

life can be soooo beautiful when you have new episodes dropping of a little tv show you love each week . like oooo monday we have the white lotus and friday we have severance . you can’t kill yourself . it’s not allowed . what about your little tv shows

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

They picked Les Mis—a musical about standing up to tyranny.

They protested you at your own event and you were too stupid to get it.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[ava @cuntyava]

there was a timeline that Zayn Malik, Dua Lipa AND the weeknd were like in a same family and my mind still can’t comprehend that

[angel kinda @ang5elina]

and as brat summer came to a close, i couldn't help but wonder... was it time for lobotomy fall?

[AD @Tonys__Tweets]

Can’t believe I saw this live

[COWBOY ★ KYION 🤠 #BDAY20 @YonceBarbie_]

Jersey had Beyoncé on another level, she was PERFORMING 👏🏽

[MEHMOONICrave @themehmooni]

My stolen phone has made it to China ❤️ have a good time diva! Take pics!

[v @ViralThingz]

https://t.co/0T28SfPB2f

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I’m so serious when I say the president of the United States should be 45 years old and HOT AS FUCK

[Julia Roberts Fans @robertsposts]

julia roberts & george clooney did more for romcoms and romantic chemistry in this single vanity fair interview than any romcom has done in the last decade

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

all because barack obama made a couple jokes about him ten years ago, now he’s a convicted felon. you have to laugh

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host convicted of 34 felonies appointed one third of the Supreme Court

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Trump has only ever been fun two times. Today and that day when we thought he might die of COVID.

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@MediumSizeMeech How did I never notice the lack of eyebrows…..???

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The republicans are really going to nominate a convicted & sentenced felon with 2 impeachments under his belt

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

Apple TV has such great shows that no one ever hears about.

[Austin Burke @theBurk3nator]

Me annoyingly going from my Dune 2 obsession to my Challengers obsession:

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

luca guadagnino does more for the lgbtq+ community than any politician ever has