Alix

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

My religion is The Way Cate Blanchett Wears a Suit

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

You date *one* basic white guy and suddenly every guy in a Hawaiian shirt on a patio looks like PTSD

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

“I guess I always thought I’d marry a ghost from the ‘50s” - me to a real human man on the street

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

I would die for Bobby Portis and his headband

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

in like 3 weeks we’ve watched Bobby Portis go from “a guy some NBA fans will remember” to “a hero who will be permanently beloved for the rest of his life in an entire US state"

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

Teaching her the important stuff

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

I feel and look like this ancient ghoul of the sea

[TreeHouse Realty, L @TreeHouseReal]

This is a 393-years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. It's been wandering the ocean since 1627. It is the old living vertebrate known on the planet

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

Movie idea: Looper, but it’s me going back in time to kill myself before becoming an accountant

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I did not “ghost” your latest email, I am letting it ripen in the warm sunlight of my anxiety

[helena riley @freshhel]

The hottest man in the world is Kramer im sorry..the height...hair...
undefinable higher purpose tht makes him insane. sometimes wearing like a jacket

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Met with my psychiatrist today 💜 meeting with my therapist Sunday 💜 meeting with a psychic Monday 💜 I’m not sad I just love talking about me

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

beth harmon picturing chess moves on her ceiling but it's me rearranging my two exclamation points per email

[Des Moines Mutual Aid @dsm_mutual_aid]

We could use your assistance in keeping heat going to our neighbours living in camps. The current weather conditions are very dangerous.
If you are able, please donate.

We have to take care of each other.

Venmo: @DesMoines-MutualAid
Paypal: https://t.co/9f9jfkb361

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

@_shannonnicole_ I’m almost to you, though!

[Alix @TooMuchSanch]

My love language is phoebe waller-bridge giving harry styles a little toss into the air.

https://t.co/TGNrkxj4Cn

[Kelly Bachman @bellykachman]

so if I’m alone on Christmas Eve will the ghosts just come over or do I need to act up first

[Des Moines People's Town Hall @peoplestownhall]

At 7:30AM there will be a City Council working session!
City Council will be going over the results of the survey they sent out earlier this year!

Tune in to find out if they decide to defund the police 😏👀

https://t.co/A67B9YTcnG

[steph @steph_mcca]

if u are at all like me you might relate to this aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

[Edna Griffin Mutual Aid @egma_dsm]

Hi dsm friends! As weather gets colder our houseless neighbors are in need of propane to cook with & use for heating purposes. We’re working our hardest to get these supplies to them but could use your help raising money. 1/2

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

so we’re really expected to just keep going through life accumulating loss and sadness huh

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

people would deserve housing and food and mental health services even if those things weren’t proven to reduce crime