Taxidermy Bong †

I am Bec. | Nearly 30 but feeling 99. | Former Bread Wizard. |

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

Believe it or not, Rodney Trotter is more qualified than most Labour MPs and should be our next Prime Minister.

His CV He holds two GCEs in Art and Mathematics and served as Del Boy’s financial adviser and bookkeeper.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

-A movie just got released called Citizen Vigilante

-The main character is a brothel owner who is sick of unchecked migrant crime so he becomes a vigilante and starts killing migrants

-The main character is played by Armie Hammer, the actor who got cancelled for having a cannibal fetish and texting girls that he was going to eat them

-It's directed by Uwe Boll

-Leftists online were saying that the movie was obviously supposed to "lampoon and mock the right wing" but then Uwe Boll himself (without even being tagged) starts replying to them all saying "No it's not I am being deadly serious".

-It has already been banned in Germany

Reality has gotten so fucking silly in the most hilarious way.

[Taxidermy Bong † @ToofastforBec]

@CountDankulaTV That's not fair, even 40 year olds weren't born when Knight Rider came out 😭

[Taxidermy Bong † @ToofastforBec]

@grandayy Better. You can at least understand this.

I'll never understand the brain rot shit

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth.

https://t.co/3YJSstB7d4

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

God damn hahahahahaha

[Taxidermy Bong † @ToofastforBec]

@IfindRetards Honest mistake, but you know when you got yourself there 😅

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Classic - baby Wiggles trying so hard to stay awake - sound up.

[Dr Glover| SAC: DRGLOVER @Dr_Gl0ver]

At 17 you can

Have consensual sex
Have a kid
Drive a car
Work a job
Vote
Donate blood
Join the army

BUT you CANNOT watch YouTube after your allocated government bedtime lmao

[Taxidermy Bong † @ToofastforBec]

@AvonandsomerRob What about service dogs tho

[Scott @ScottJonesy]

Reminder.

A social media ban was NOT in Labour's 2024 Manifesto.

Neither was Digital I.D.

Oh, or State Suicide.

Or binning the two child benefit cap.

[David Shaw @David90shaw]

🚨 THE DIGITAL PRISON IS ALREADY HERE.

Good morning to the millions of hardworking Brits waking up to a brand new surveillance state.

55 million adults will soon need to hand over their passport or face scan just to use X, Instagram and YouTube.

Every single adult. Not just teenagers.

450,000 people signed a petition to scrap it in days. The government said no!

The same government that cannot track 224,700 failed asylum seekers wants your biometric data before you are allowed to post a tweet.

This was never about children. Screenshot this before they bury it. RT if you refuse. 🇬🇧🔥

[Taxidermy Bong † @ToofastforBec]

@sdmnfcupdates Wait where's Ethan, I thought he won that Penalty challenge thing the other day yet he's not here 😭

[Taxidermy Bong † @ToofastforBec]

@egghamm_ It would be funny as fuck if Shaggy was a Springtrap Skin. Because Matthew Lillard 🤣

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

POV: You're a 5-year-old White boy in the UK

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: FIFA has launched an investigation into assistant VAR Shaun Evans after he appeared to make a hand gesture that has been linked to far-right extremist groups.

The Australian official is now under review.

[Fiona Rose Diamond @CoviLeaks]

🚨 The government made their own devices 100% invisible, so they can force yours to be 100% transparent. Did you know this? 🚨

They dodge the laws they force on you.
On us. The people!

Do not take this lightly.
Every MP is exempt.
Every Lord is exempt.
Every elite civil servant is exempt.
EVERY PARASITE IS EXEMPT!

They force the laws on us.
They legally shield themselves.
Total public surveillance.
Total state secrecy.
Absolute parasite immunity.

The well-funded, ‘professional’ campaigns wrap this up in polite, Ofcom-palatable jargon… we need to stop playing nice and call this brutal hypocrisy exactly what it is: a legal coup against our privacy.

If you complain about the length of this post or a 8-minute video, you are part of the problem. No filters and no apologies. Wake up or get out of the way.

🚨 RULES FOR THEE, PRIVACY FOR ME: What you NEED to know!

The UK has engineered a digital dictatorship. They demand total transparency from you, while securing absolute secrecy for themselves. This is not a theory. It is written directly into hard law.

Here is the brutal, stripped-down truth of how the political parasites legally insulated themselves from the surveillance panopticon they are forcing onto the public.

1. The Divine Right of MPs
The Law: Section 26, Investigatory Powers Act 2016
The Privilege: Intelligence agencies cannot touch an MP’s data without a personal, written veto from the Prime Minister.
The Tyranny: Your life is subjected to automated bulk surveillance. Theirs is legally untouchable.

2. The Private Internet Loophole
The Law: Schedule 1, Online Safety Act 2023
The Privilege: Official networks used by Ministers, Lords, and civil servants are explicitly exempt from client-side phone scanning.
The Tyranny: Your personal WhatsApp must be stripped of privacy and screened. Their government-shielded apps are completely walled off.

3. The Unchecked Dictator Veto
The Law: The "Henry VIII" Clauses in the Online Safety Act
The Privilege: Ministers hold secondary legislative powers to alter and expand exemptions via Statutory Instruments.
The Tyranny: If parasite official ever faces a surveillance clause, they can simply rewrite the law behind closed doors without a democratic vote.

4. The Weaponised Wilson Doctrine
The Law: Codified Parliamentary Surveillance Protections
The Privilege: The police and security services are completely banned from tracking, tapping, or snooping on politicians.
The Tyranny: The very individuals voting to turn your smartphone into an informant are constitutionally protected from ever experiencing the consequences of their own votes.

💥 THE VERDICT
This is the textbook definition of tyranny. A free society requires a transparent state and private citizens. The UK has completely inverted it. Your private thoughts, messages, and photos are treated as state property, while the parasites have declared their own devices sacred, unmonitored, and completely opaque.

They know exactly how dangerous this technology is - which is precisely why they wrote themselves out of it.

📱 Step 1: The Secret Tunnel (The State VPN)
When an MP, Minister, or elite civil servant works from home, they do not use standard family Wi-Fi. Their government laptops and phones are hard-coded to connect to a secure Government VPN (Virtual Private Network).

🔒 Step 2: The Legal Loophole Activates
The second that VPN clicks on, every single text, photo, and WhatsApp message they send is sucked out of their house and routed through private servers owned by Parliament. Because their data is now flowing through a "public body network," it triggers Schedule 1 of the Online Safety Act.

🕵️‍♂️ Step 3: Complete Invisibility
By law, this private state network is 100% exempt from the screening and scanning algorithms forced onto the public. Their devices instantly become legally invisible and untouchable to the state dragnet.

💥 The Naked Truth
Your Home: Your personal Wi-Fi pushes your private messages into a public commercial pipeline where the government demands it be scanned and screened.

Their Home: Their Wi-Fi instantly flips into a secure, state-shielded fortress.

Location does not matter. The ruling class built a private internet for themselves, using a legal and technical bypass to completely dodge the digital panopticon they are forcing onto you.

FYI: From 2020, when Civil Servants and MP’s worked from home, the Parliamentary Digital Service (PDS) mass-distributed pre-configured laptops, secure mobile devices, and hardware to the home addresses of every MP, Peer, and civil servant. They did not need to install private physical servers in individual houses because the devices themselves act as portable endpoints for the state's centralised servers… then, Government IT teams rapidly re-engineered their servers to handle the strain, massive scaling their corporate VPN capability. This allowed every single person in the state machine to plug their official laptop into their home Wi-Fi, click a button, and completely tunnel their traffic back into secure, centralized government servers.

So, what shall we do folks!?

New MNC (link in bio) campaign to begin VERY soon! But ideas welcome.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Many people owe the 12 year old (now 13) Scottish girl an apology.

You first @PoliceScotland

And you @freddiesayers - you posh twat

And you #narinder-heres-my-flange

God bless those girls. And well done mum

[Angelo @angelodotsui]

looking for pearls and i found a diamond