Toontalk Rob

NUFC and Avalanche fan, football statistician, data analyst, musician, board/video gamer. Gamertag: CDextrous.

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@NewcastleFansTV London's a fucking shithole... I've never understood the pull in the first place, to be honest.

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@GianfrancoShoIa £120m minimum.

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@JacobsBen @SkyFootball Where did you get the asking price from?

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@CraigHope_DM @LukeEdwardsTele and @FabrizioRomano all breaking the "exclusive" story that Newcastle have rejected the derisory offer from Spurs for Tonali.

Do any of you have any idea what "exclusive" actually means?!

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@CraigHope_DM Where did you get that asking price from? Thin air? Your anus?

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@emilyhewertson Hard disagree.

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@FabrizioRomano It's not on though is it, because they've made one derisory offer and it's been rejected.

I don't get how you went from being one of the best transfer breakers on the web to being a shit-talking cartel club arselicker but you really should be ashamed.

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@zo_demalia Newcastle United

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@eb92safc Can't disagree. He's quick and he's a pretty good finisher, but we've had their pants down for the amount they paid, considering he was fit and benched for the last 4-5 games of the season.

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@thetruestorey My Nan could run recruitment better and she died 30 years ago.

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@LFCLaurie You'd be fucked without our scouts doing all your work for you.

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@agbnufc_ @NUFC It's not terrible, it's just worse than all the other home kits in the history of football.

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@NUFCMurph Well, delayed

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@NUFCMurph Wouldn't have known England were even playing tonight if I hadn't seen that it'd been postponed.

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@brfootball This headline got my hopes up, honestly. "Drop" used to mean something different.

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@NUFCMurph And away, with the exception of last season's 3rd.

The one we used for our logo for a while was one of the best we ever had...

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@marcadegol @adidasfootball 23/24 and 20/21 of those. The worst 3 are at the top.

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@nocontextfm1 Wow. I've never seen a worse kit than ours in my lifetime but the chances of the second worst popping up in the same season... that's impressive.

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@trippier2 @Wolves You seen our new kit mate? You've dodged a bullet there.

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@NewcastleFansTV *kit

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@NewcastleFansTV "... and I'm very happy I don't have to wear the same dog shit home hit as the rest of the team!"