Toothpick

i look like a burnt chicken nugget

[Toothpick @Toothpickggs]

I will never not retweet this

[Only Hip Hop Facts @OnlyHipHopFacts]

Mac Miller performing 2009 on Tiny Desk Concerts.

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

They gonna have moments of silence at NFL games this weekend or do they just do that for podcasters?

[Zito @_Zeets]

Wemby in the summer while everyone else was doing regular training

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Jeff Bezos, worth $240 billion, sailed on his $500 million yacht to a $55 million wedding in Venice to give his wife a $5 million ring & spends $12.7 million on union busting so he can replace workers with robots.

His tax rate: 1.1%.

5 words: Tax billionaires out of existence.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

GV going crazy right now!!! Sheesh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

They cancelled the coolest fucking video game ever because our current “political climate” would cause backlash for a game about killing.. racist terrorists

That’s where we’re at btw

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. The plan wasn’t to be made public. Clearly someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.

📌 Historic fascists with plenary authority:
• Adolf Hitler
• Benito Mussolini
• Joseph Stalin

[Kyle Bandujo @kylebandujo]

Not to dive in too deep to a golf exhibition, but I think the repulsive crowd behavior speaks to a further issue in a contingent of this country believing patriotism is simply being cruel and repulsive to anyone deemed the opposition, vs simply being proud to be an American.

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Mind you a fox anchor just said we should murder homeless people ON AIR. Aight man lol

[mark normand @marknorm]

Congrats to kam Patterson!

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

@Riley_Gaines_ You’re truly sick, all of this campaigning because you lost a race. Straight up sore loser. You should be uplifting the trans community and perhaps finding a way to make sports inclusive OR creating a new avenue where trans feel safe in sports. Maybe a transgender category IN ALL sports!!

But instead… You bully them…

One things for sure is no one in sports is safe with you around!!!!!

[Ken Martin @kenmartin73]

This guy went to jail for screwing over nurses and doctors at his nursing homes—taking $10 million from their paychecks to buy a yacht.

His mom goes to a $1 million per person fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago, and now he’s pardoned.

These are the people Trump looks after. Not you.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I don’t like how vintage 2015 is already starting to look…

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I feel like God created Minnesota just to see what human beings are capable of enduring.

[Bill Crawford @BCrawfordComedy]

Robert Woods is the Van Jefferson of Allen Robinsons

[Correcting the Record with Guillotines ☭ @SetPixels]

2nd Amendment ppl are being real quiet right now. This is that tyranny you were always talking about.