Toots!

Toots Tweets! - I call them 'Twoots' and you should to.

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@MetroUK Must have been the RAMburglar.

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@DarraghOBrienTD @CllrEOB I hope you declared the additional 260... TOL!

(That's "Toot Out Loud", like LOL but for road trains! Like me!)

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@CllrEOB @EVENTSinFingal @enjoymalahide @Fingalcoco @AdrianHenchy @DarraghOBrienTD @LoveFingalDub @MayorofFingal @FingalChamber @fingalcommunity Tooooooooooooot!

Family friendly is the way to be, Cllr... EOB...!

Why not admire a delectable road train during the festivities? Mmmm! Road train! Tooot? Yes!

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@MartinaHill @IrishRail "The only winning move is not to play..." -Matthew Broderick read that in War Games in 1983 and then, 30 years later, I chose to stepaside (Dublin pun) and let Big Daddy Rail do it's Big Daddy thing and bring you fine folks to Malahide.

Any love left for the Road Train? Toot.

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@CfrMalahide @MalahideLions Did you hurl one of these up at Sting over the weekend? I think he would have found that pretty funny! You could have shouted "I hope you get *my* message in a bottle, Stingathon!" and he might have laughed and given a thumbs up and played 'Roxanne'. Toot!

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@FowlersMalahide Toot-exciting!

Are you showing the rest of the game as well?

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@Fingalcoco @alavin1 TooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(toot)OOOOOooooot!

😉

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@DarraghOBrienTD @IrishRail I feel triggered.

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@DarraghOBrienTD @electslb @fiannafailparty Tooooo(oooo)ooot! Ain't no party like a @fiannafailparty, cos a Fianna Fáil party don't stop (getting elected to local seats)! Congrats!

Why not take a celebratory trip on a Malahide Road train? I don't go to Skerries, but we can point at it and wave!

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@AdrianHenchy @Fingalcoco ...and road trains, Adrian. Don't forget about us! We're the platelets that hurtle around you're aforementioned Fingal nodes, bringing clotting agents (people) to otherwise wounded areas (various tourist attractions). Congrats!

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@MalahideCC @enjoymalahide @Fingalcoco @MalahideUtdAFC @OfficialSylsGAA The *car* tried to break into a van? This makes me nervous. Maybe the lifts at Malahide train station will give me a wedgie when I'm not looking. The caboose of a road train is quite the target for those ne'er-do-well 'verties' (that's what we call vertical moving machines).

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@Fingalcoco @DonabateComCen @DonabateGC @dccnewsfeed @dpetns @MalahideCC @enjoymalahide @MalahideCastleG @malahiderfc @PortraneV @MayorofFingal That was meant to read "fe' REAL an' ting". My sincere, tootiest apologies.

BO!

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@Fingalcoco @DonabateComCen @DonabateGC @dccnewsfeed @dpetns @MalahideCC @enjoymalahide @MalahideCastleG @malahiderfc @PortraneV @MayorofFingal And what about us road trains? There are literally dozens of us! Dozens! Toot toot! That's the sound of the road train massive, bringing it PSV stylee fe' ring an ting.

Any thoughts, FCC, in all seriousness?

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When it's all said and done, I can quite literally Take You To (a selection of fascinating and beautiful local) Church(es) in the Malahide area!

Catholic. Protestant. Even Presbyterian, if you're feeling adventurous!

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Oh, hello @Hozier! Looking forward to hearing you in Malahide Castle this month. I can't see you, because I'm a humble road train.

If you need an ad-hoc, improvised train horn solo for the outro of 'Take Me To Church', I'm all yours! It's only one note, G#! Toooooot! (see?)

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Many are asking and the answer is a resounding ABSOLUTELY: I *do* take contactless payments!

Just drop your coins into my driver's hand, no need for touching 👍 You can still go with the old school "coins in a handshake, warm eye contact" approach, but that can get messy. Toot!

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FOUND MY PHONE, YOU GUYS!

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@DistinctGents Do you stock over-sized, novelty bow-ties? The kind that you could affix to the front of a street-train? Asking for a friend.

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@GibneysMalahide Thanks for the follow, fellow! How about a DrinkDriving campaign where 3 pints gets you a free Toots trip home? Or a badge?

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Toots.