Top Gnu

Top Gun was taken.

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@BarclaysUK your app's broken. The Ts and Cs open automatically on login but then there's no button to dismiss them. So it's impossible to use the app at all. This is in iOS.

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@rorysutherland My dad is retired. He and a group of other retired men seem to be carrying out major public works projects for fun. They built an actual bridge over a canal with JCBs and suchlike. Harnessing the power of what Italians call an Umarell. https://t.co/8jK25157pZ

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@wobblyclark @monstroso Whoosh

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Today I am apoplectic.
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This is bollocks.

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Don’t tell me what to do.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Believe in yourself! 🧡

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Vaxxed? https://t.co/GeCjGr3xqm

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The last one in Blue today is bullshit, and purple overall was fiendish. Didn’t get it.

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You’re going to tut so hard today @rorysutherland

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This is bollocks.

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@Jira are you guys *ever* going to fix the thing where the board just jumps around before the user's very eyes?

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Moonpig should have an option to insert a fiver in a card to your nephew.

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Holy shit

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any other actors who are the opposite of each other?

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100% that dog’s got a public name and a private name.

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Martin Brundle is so sunburned I genuinely started playing with the contrast on my tv.

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@TaIibanned Bingo

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Sorry guys I was on mute so I could swear without moving my lips

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@thebudpod loving this week’s episode. Not 100% sure about the squeaky metronome audio bed, but you guys are the experts.

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@robotmaths Thanks but a colleague introduced me to cmd+ctrl+shift+4 and has radically changed my life.

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That thing where you take a screenshot and you've got like five seconds to drag it to where it needs to be or you have to go and collect it from Finder.

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In four years time, remind me it’s pointless staying up for the US election. You learn nothing by the time you have to go to bed and you wake up to this shit, sleep deprived and hungover.

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A website that calculates what your Wordle streak will be if you continue cheating every day until you die at 80.